On the most hallowed of days.

As some of you know today is Steve Irwin Day in Australia, and while we all continue to mourn the loss of a great man whose job was to run all over the world to put crocodiles in their rightful places (all the while showing us what not to do around ridiculously dangerous animals), there is a much more urgent matter to discuss.

It has been an entire year and still we await swift justice to be brought upon that cowardly stingray that took Steve out from behind. Such sneak attacks are uncalled for and unacceptable. Even now the animal kingdom has yet to even consider issuing a public apology to humankind.

Stingrays are a menace and contribute nothing to society. Think about it. When was the last time a stingray helped you mow your lawn or provided you with sound financial advice? I've talked to many people and not a single one can even recall such an instance.

What the media wants us to believe is that Mr. Irwin's unfortunate death was a freak accident, and I call that absolute shenanigans. They have tried to divert this whole ordeal away from what it truly is...an act of war.

The best course of action on this most hallowed of iconic days is to bring the fight them by exterminating as many stingrays as we can. It should become not just a native Australian tradition, but one to be enacted by all of humankind. I'm sure it's what Steve would have wanted.

 

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Denouncing any kind of life ftl. :3

 

Jesus Christ you sure know how to read me like a book.

 

:3 yep yep