omg Khv you'll never guess what happend to me today...

I HELPED AN OLD LADY ACROSS THE STREET!!!!
[then i took her wallet and ran]
AND THE FACKING COPS TACKLED ME AND THERE LIKE

"DUDE! WTF KID!"

AND I WAS ALL

"YO IM WHITE BACK OFF"

AND THERE LIKE

"NO!"

AND IM LIKE

"YEAH"


[then i ran and snorrted some more PixStix dust]

 

Livin' on the edge man.

 

dayum nigga dat shiit was gangsta.

fuk dah polise

 

fukin you know.

i was fukin pissed man.

 

I was snorting with you

I remember that

 

i remember i thought u were a giant cell phone.

 

trying to call people