Omegle thread

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A WILD ABRA APPEARS
Stranger: Heey
Stranger: Where you from?
You: ABRA USED TELEPORT
You have disconnected.

 

You: QUICK
Stranger: hey
Stranger: what!
You: GRAB THE SANDVICHES
You: THE BLU TEAM IS COMING
Stranger: i ate them :(
You: FFFF
Stranger: omgggggggg
Stranger: did you get any?
You: SNOIPA!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
You: I'M HIT
Stranger: man down! man down!
You: MEDIC! MEDIC! MEDIC!
Stranger: ****. this is getting heavy
You: HEAVY ON YOUR TAIL
Stranger: i really haven't been prepared for this.
You: HEAL ME DOCTA
Stranger: stay with me man! it's going to be ok
You have disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi :D
You: When I wake up...
You: Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who wakes up next to you
You: When I go out...
Stranger: own
You: Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who goes along with you
You: If I get drunk...
You: Yea I know I'm going to be I'm going to be that man who gets drunk next you
You: Nah screw it, I do not feel like singing 500 miles
Stranger: we're are you from ?
You: Westchester
Stranger: too far
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone obviously wanted sex.
I lied about my location.


*NEW ONE*

Stranger: im a horny year old guy. Can you help me out?
You: You are only a year old? Sorry I am no pedo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

*Another NEW ONE*

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: if you want sex gtfo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I'm actually having a normal conversation with someone, this is a first.

 

My normal conversation until this happened.

Stranger: i use to have 3 horses 6 hores and 4 cats
Stranger: omg
You: You had 6 hores!?
Stranger: IM SO SORRY XD
You: WOW
You: :0
Stranger: xD i swear it was a misspell XD
Stranger: ROFLMAO
You: Uh huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
You: ;D
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Lol
You: Yeah I know it was a misspell
Stranger: roflmao thats hilarious what if i did have 6 hores? id **** bricks thats what XD
You: Where would you keep them?
You: lol
Stranger: in my basement feeding them turkey and sugars for 2 years

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: I am surveying this conversation with a watchful eye and shall post the results on its respective thread that is the 492nd dealing with the subject of Omegle in the general off-topic section of a forum based around Kingdom Hearts video games.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hi, are you from canada?
You: No, I'm from Canada
Stranger: what?
You: Yes, I know him.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

Stranger: hey thar :)
You: ATATATATATATATATATATATA
Stranger: exactly.
You: Your already dead

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Explain the nature of the universe.
You: My universe has a Serious nature and thus is neutral in its stat gains.

 

Stranger: do you like salmon?
You: I prefer Gatomon
Stranger: um.. okay

a new one

You: THERE IS NO TOMORROW YESTERDAY
Stranger: True
You: OR IS IT?
Stranger: Youvnever know
You: TOMORROW YESTERDAY IS TODAY

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: We're halfway there
Stranger: ...to where?
You: Woah livin on a prayer
Stranger: Oh...I'm not 10 years old or a little punk ass so I don't know these things
You have disconnected.


Ouch. I'm a little hurt.

 

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
Stranger: 17 m uk
You: ditto surprisingly

 

I thought you said you were going to stop talking to yourself. ;~;

 

Took a while but it was amusing.

Spoiler

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: i love you.

You: Welcome to grummelnet

Stranger: thanks, but do you love me?

You: More than driving 3000 degree spikes into my leg

You: and icecream

Stranger: im glad :)
we should go and be all romantic. i would like that.

You: Hmm

You: allow me to take this under further consideration

Stranger: but i love you!

You: As do I but what about your creditscore!

Stranger: its very good. i pay my bills on time.

You: Well I pay my bulls online

Stranger: uh, okay. so, have you thought about our romanticizing? we havent done so in a very long time.

You: I suppose I could consent to said course of action but you'd need to turn around first

Stranger: okay...i am now turned around.

You: Now we can romanticize t our hearts content

Stranger: kiss me, you infidel!

You: YOU first you scalawag!

Stranger: okay, here we go. your lips are so soft

You: Your lips are kinda chapped

Stranger: :((

Stranger: but you still love me, right?

You: Sure I do

You: More than the sky loves rain

Stranger: oh, your words just move me.

You: They move me too

Stranger: swoon me with your words. please just say something intriguing to me.

You: Ducks are water fowl

Stranger: uh, that kind of ruined the moment. try again, please.

You: Damnation bowows! I shall have my vengeance with tea and cake!

Stranger: ahh! thats more like it!

Stranger: put your hands on me! i need more lovey-doveyness

You: You feel like a water moccasin, which I by the way find to be the most adorable of all venomous creatures that slink through slimy seas

Stranger: and you like a god. i really adore you.

You: And I you, like I do the sound of my own voice

Stranger: youre lucky that youre so charming, because if you werent, id kill you for being narcissistic

You: But I'm even luckier for finding you

Stranger: aww, youre so sweet. let me kiss you more!

You: Come and let us do so whilst riding off into the midnight star of wonder in a carriage drawn by flighted psuedopods

Stranger: ahh, take me!

You: Consider yourself taken

Stranger: im glad that it is by you. youre all ive ever wanted.

You: But wait, there's more

Stranger: yes?

You: We will land in a valley or tortuous, not to be confused with the negative torturous, delights and fanciful brilliance where we'll dismount and frolic in the fields of effulgent joy

Stranger: as long as im with you, anything will be perfect. oh, how i love you so!

You: You wonderful superbeing you

You: how could I be so fortunate?

Stranger: youre not the fortunate one. i am. youre just perfect. its like youre a figment of my imagination.

You: Your wonderfully rich and fertile imagination dear

Stranger: well of course. because youre there. i just adore being in your arms.

You: Becasue it's all for you dear, anything for you dear, anything at all so long as you stay with me here

Stranger: ill never leave you. no matter what. id kill myself before leaving you

You: And I'd most verily do the same

Stranger: im glad to know that my love will always be returned. just speaking to you makes me feel so weak.

You: It is you that gives me the strength to live on into the future, without your light I'd be nothing but an empty shell bent by the caprice of the passing breeze

Stranger: youre too kind. i know i cant be that important to you.

You: Oh but you are

You: you are that important and more

Stranger: i wish there were something i could do to repay you for the love you have given me

You: Your very presence is more than enough

Stranger: well, im glad that you feel that way. just hold me, and dont ever let go.

You: I'd fain do so to such a beauteous creature such as yourself

Stranger: youre just amazing. you really are. if you and i would have never met, i dont know what i would do.

You: We cannot think of those terrible "what ifs" becasue we are together now and that is all that can matter in the world

Stranger: i could be dying, but it wouldnt matter. as long as you are with me.

You: I'd gladly lay by your side following you into the dark

Stranger: youre too wonderful. honestly, how did you get this way?

You: Only through your kind and gentle grace

Stranger: youre what i live for. the only reason i bother waking up in the morning

You: and you're the only thing that assures me there will be a morrow worth waking to

Stranger: i want you to stay with me forever. is that too much to ask?

You: I would stay by your side whether you'd asked or not

Stranger: thank you. youre more than perfect

You: And you transcend description entirely

Stranger: im sorry if i seem hesitent to speak. im just basking in your words.

You: Even in silence you speak volumes of your unparalleled perfection in your manner

Stranger: everytime i look into your eyes, i think im going to faint. youre just so overpowering to me.

You: If you faint I'll catch you and hold you till you rise again like a glorious phoenix

Stranger: i dont know if id be able to do so. id just want to lay there, in your arms.

You: Oh, but if we could stay that way I'd be contented for an infinite eternity

Stranger: just kiss me again. its all i want.

You: And I leave you with one final kiss goodnight

 

Lol remember my omegle thread? Neither do I.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: JOHN!!
You: I've been looking for you everywhere!~!
Stranger: ALICIA
You: YES!!
Stranger: asl
You: What is this gibberish!!??
You: John, don't you remeber me???
Stranger: waant to see me naked
You: We haven't even known eachother for more then 5 seconds... you dog you. ;)
Stranger: http://www.multiupload.com/9HGYZY08PR MY slideshow
Stranger: you got any
You: Yeah, I'm a professional... you find me on all the GOOD porn sights.
You: You... not so much.
Stranger: no
Stranger: why the hell did i give you a link to my pics your a ****ing weirdo
You: ME!?
Stranger: yes
You: It's an addiction that I can't help!!
You: SORRY
You: In the wise words of hannah montana!! NOBODYS PERFECT!! *****
Stranger: ok
Stranger: like torrets
You: Torrets is god's way of saying it's ok to be an annoying ass sometimes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: have you got any pics online
You: No, thats absurd!!
Stranger: what do you think of my slideshow
Stranger: how do i look
You: I didn't look at it you freak
You: I'm writing an essay
Stranger: are you gay
Stranger: im not botherd if you are
You: I am. I"m very gay. I"m so gay that I quote hannah motana
You: montana*
Stranger: can you download my slideshow and tell me what you think please xXx
You: NO. I can not! Myu computer isn't working.
Stranger: ?
You: I don't know it just won't turn on.
You: You know anything about computers?
You: I really could use some help fixing it.
Stranger: haha
You: This is a serious matter
Stranger: i dont know anything about computers
You: Well, then I guessssssssss I'll be computerless for awhile.
Stranger: funny
Stranger: can you download my slide now please i really want you to c me naked and wearing my pink thong
You: I told you my computer is broken!! aNd I'm gay.
You: So no!
Stranger: and tell mw what you think
You: I cannot. Plus, if you're ugly my eyes might burn out of my skull, and no one want to clean that up
Stranger: ok then bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love people.

 

Lol it might be a good idea to get whatever link that is out of your post.