Oldest member?

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Phazeun, Jun 6, 2010.

  1. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Exactly, things can ALWAYS get worse.
     
  2. Phazeun Traverse Town Homebody

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    Nice. I think I just LoL'd myself!
     
  3. Trizzle13 Twilight Town Denizen

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    .. you don't need to know my age >_>
     
  4. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    You're sixteen.


    I'm about 500, but I have the appearance of a teenager.
     
  5. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    I lied earlier, I'm actually a Time Lord. My age is a mystery even to myself.
     
  6. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'll post it later in the future.
     
  7. Shizzy Gummi Ship Junkie

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    I'm five year owld.
     
  8. Charonus Rex Merlin's Housekeeper

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    *inb4over9000!!*
    But in all reality I an 27
     
  9. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I am older than time itself. I was an elder to the yawning chasm of the cosmos, and bore witness to the birth of the universe. No living man knows the true extent of my reach, my knowledge, my boundless power. The being you see before you is but a form of fancy, a shallow vessel taken for your own convenience; I have donned as many of these hollow shells you call lives as your people have lived altogether.

    So yeah, I've been around the block a few times.
     
  10. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    I'm so old I have more candles on my cake than Gackt.

     
  11. Nova We left a scar size extra-large.

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    I am 463 years old, give or take a few.
     
  12. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    Im 12 years old and what is this


    (I had to)
     
  13. Sumi suicidé

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    lonely 14 yr old looking 4 relashunships an/or 1nitestands. ;)
     
  14. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    TIME LORD?!


    EXTERMINATE
    EXTERMINAAATEa
     
  15. Trizzle13 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Not as old as the joke =P
     
  16. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    1 1z 1337 y34r5 01d.
     
  17. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Age does not matter.
     
  18. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    i h8ed that show.
     
  19. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Get out.
     
  20. Noise For Love and Justice

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    really? cause me and King Tutwe WERE bff's...

    then he died...it was a sad day