Okay seriously, what the fuсk.

So I was just in the living room, scratching my butthole, when my mom walks in, and asks me why I'm scratching my butthole
So i tell her, "My butthole is itchy."

She says, "Go take a shower, wash your butthole."

I go, "With what?"

She goes, "Uh, duh? With the scrubber?"

And I go, "Are you kidding? That's disgusting. I wash my body with that."

She goes, "So?"

I go, "YOU SERIOUSLY WASH YOUR BUTTHOLE WITH YOUR SCRUBBER AND WASH THE REST OF YOUR BODY WITH IT?"

She goes, "If you don't want to, just use your hand."

I go, "Oh my God, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever herad."

She goes, "What? Just wash your hand after."

I just don't respond....

Seriously, does anyone actually wash their butthole with the same scrubber as the rest of your body? Your hand?

Tl;dr: Do you or do you not wash your butthole with the same scrubber as the rest of your body, or with your hand?

 

lol whut?

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gtfo .

 

My thoughts exactly lol.

 

If you don't wash your ******* it WILL get ridiciously itchy.

 

This is the best thread I've ever read.

 

I feel so violated.​

 

OP: just one of many of khv's finest and brightest.

 

Well excuse me for not being educated about buttholes.
I'll have you know that I'm 14 years old and I've already graduated high school. I'm in community college right now.

Also, why isn't anyone answering me ;_;

 

Well... it's not like you need to stick anything UP THERE. Wash your darn bunghole already.

 

Buttscratcher! Buttscratcher! Get your buttscratcher.. yeah.. now I have that skit in my head. Thanks. xD

 

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... Aren't you scratching your butthole with your hand already? It would be more hygienic to wash it in a shower with soap and running water, wouldn't it?

 

It's totally nullified when you have pants on.

 

But what if he sat in mud? D8
... I'll leave now.

 

Because maybe people don't WANT to talk about what they wash their asses with?

 

I'm sigging that....

Yup baby wipes Are so useful xD

 

Oh yeah I've been sigged!

And can I just ask the thread maker...

Are you araid to wipe your own ass? You must have some prety filthy underwear.

 

I must say, I have never had any sort of encounter with this problem before.

 

if you can wipe your butt wheres the problem with washing it?

 

lol troll.