OK...

A stupid joke that my cousin posted up on myspace... I got rid of the re-post crap...

The virgin girl is on the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents.

























































Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

























































* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms.

























































He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

























































He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

























































* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack.

























































The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

























































* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door.


























































"Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated.


























































The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

























































* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.


























































* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.


























































* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious.























































"




* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist.























































"

 

Oh my gosh!!
XD Poor kid!! That's a life long lesson there:

Meet the parents before sex!! X)

 

I smiled.

 

Wow, I think I'm going to follow this jokes lesson..... NEVER GO TO THE STORE TO GET CONDOMS TILL AFTER DINNER!!!!

 

Father must've been pissssssed.

 

Long post is long o:

 

Yeah, I know right? XD

 

Wow...i smiled...at first it didnt make sense. I had to think about it...

 

If that's so then WOW your slow.

 

There is definitely a lesson in that. Meet the parents before buying condoms.

 

Ah that's a good joke, I laughed.

 

Dinner then sex. Something we should all learn.

 

I lol'd. A lesson well learned.