Ok so.

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  1. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    I will personally grant the first of them to solve this, 1,000 kudos!

    Now that's just mean...

    why you gotta do this to me man?
     
  2. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    because you threatened me with war first!!!!
     
  3. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    BUT YOU SUPPOSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY GLOBAL DOMINATION

    THIS SIMPLE CANNOT STAND

    YOU, SIR, ARE BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE FOR FAR TOO LONG

    I challenge you to a battle of... FISTICUFFS!
     
  4. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Gosh....You can have sixty thousand keys then...good sir...

    *gives you keys*
     
  5. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    What, such a generous peace offering...

    I AM IN YOUR DEBT KIND SIR!

    MAY I OFFER YOU AN ALLIANCE, OR AN EMBARGO TO ALLOW FREE MOVEMENT OVER ONE ANOTHERS LANDS?
     
  6. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Four times as much as the last key?
     
  7. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Sounds good, my key bussiness will give you 60000000000000 keys a day, they all will be made from...China soil...*COUGHCOUGHLEADCOUGHCOUGH*
     
  8. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    But that would require the final result to be equivalent to 5 keys, or the square root of a lawnmower

    sounds splendid, and completely safe.
     
  9. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Kay, I'll start creating them with magic on the great wall and start shipping them by Llama.
     
  10. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    is it the llama from emperor's new groove?
     
  11. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Yes, it also sings, dances, and dies from lead posioning after the delivery....
     
  12. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    You, sir, ARE THE GREATEST MAN WHO EVER LIVED!
     
  13. Rena88 Twilight Town Denizen

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    Depends on what the keys open...(oh how I love making things more complicated than they have to be ^^).
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Let's see...

    If I have 1 key

    1K > 2k

    2k = 1v

    1v = .5 * 1K

    So...

    Your original key is worth the price of your door if you don't have one to unlock it with.
     
  15. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    They each open one house.

    so that would mean the price of a usable door is the price of 2 doors...

    IT'S A CONSPIRACY I SAY!
     
  16. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Thank you, thank you...I know I am great...
     
  17. Spike H E R O

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    Look at it this way:
    1 key= 4x
    2 key set= x (a piece)
    3rd key= 2x

    From this we conclude:
    a) You were ripped off for half your money's worth the first time
    b) Your first key was worth the most because it was worth more than both the sets combined when you bought it
    c) Trading both keys for the other key means they have equal value, and since key#3 is worth half of the first key, then the set of 2 keys have to be worth a quarter of the original key's price.

    You never gave us a single dollar value, so determining the actual price is impossible.

    MINDFREAK!
    [​IMG]
     
  18. rikusorakairiown Contributor

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    What would we do without men such as these?

    No lama transport

    no cars

    no waking up after sleeping

    no eating without screwdriver...

    Life as we know it would end.

    PRYCEFREEK!

    [​IMG]
     
  19. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Thank you for explaining all of that in paragraph form. But in the end, I remain the victor. Money is only as good as what you can use it for anyway.
     
  20. Roxas81334 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    That and four words...



    WE...





    WOULD.....



    BE.......


    SCREWED!!!!!!!!