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  1. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    remember this?
    http://www.kh-vids.net/threads/enzy.123243/

    O KT, mai KT, enough of our chatter
    With our likes and nostalgia, you're so good to flatter
    These rhymes may be crappy, but I think that they're great
    At least compared to your spelling. Bloody hell, isn't it late?
     
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    Such a beautiful poem, Cat.
     
  3. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Not for you my dear, you're in my past
    And you mum is right, I don't think I will last
    I'm very tired so my rhymes may not be up to scratch
    But at least I'm trying- I am your match.

    Also, I think I best bring out my sonnet:
    So, by your hands we burned and burned
    But you too, corpses cov'ring Galifrey
    Ha! But you thought you won and so you learned
    And now we return so that you can pay

    There you go, here ends the last great Time war
    Our only clever plot is to survive
    But you cut throught that desire like a saw
    We're no longer protected by the hive

    You murderer, you man, the Predator
    We'll be victorious that is our fate
    We will cry out in fear of you Doctor
    Until we can fin'ly EXTERMINATE!

    Although throughout time when we fought with you
    We can't help but ask "Doctor who?"

    That is all in iambic pentameter by the way- that is a proper Shakespearian sonnet.
     
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    I must commend you for that sonnet. I wasn't expecting you to pull such a ridiculous stunt, but it ended up working out in your favor.

    So after a year, you're finally a match
    For my ludicrous rhymes and the schemes that I hatch
    Well, I guess that's what happens when I joke and I jest
    Than your absolute best, are you up to the test?
    Also, time for me to break out with the worst form of poetry in history: the haiku~
    I see you driving
    'Round town with the girl I love
    And I'm like haiku

    That Nub on my Skype
    It's been nearly a full year
    Where has my life gone?
     
  5. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Alright Cat, my body is ready
    My mind is poised and my hands are steady
    I will take this challenge and rise to the test
    To beat your ass as I've already expressed.

    Nice haiku >:3 perhaps you should write one yourself

    I think you should see
    How I compose in haiku
    A poem for you
     
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    Well I must admit
    When it comes to a haiku
    You're better than I~
     
  7. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Haiku's are simplistic, I prefer rhymes
    To go along with my chirpy, silly chimes
    I get the tune stuck in my head
    But at least you can rhyme- yeah that's what I said.
     
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    Ha! So you admit
    I have talent after all
    Recognition's great~
     
  9. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    You complimented me so I thought I'd do the same
    Even if you really are quite lame
    I shall reply to this and then off to bed
    Because I'm so tried, no new information can fit in my head.
     
  10. Llave Superless Moderator

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    EPIC POEM BATTLES OF HISTORRYYYYYYYYYYYY.


    Cat & Enzy, twice the shining of light we see,
    one of staff, the other of rosy hue
    For such power is thine comradery
    A twining bind of love for Doctor Who

    Ten & Eleven, numbers of hidden meaning
    Their love for them oh sweet integers of time
    Lord knows how interesting they be singing
    Such a tune with a jingle & a rhyme.

    The forum cannot contain this obvious epic dual duo
    But once you throw a Llave in, you've got a Time Lord Trio.


     
  11. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Oh, you're "tried," are you? You poor little thing
    Such a shame that the next break won't come up 'til spring
    And if you think insults will make my words weak
    Then you don't know me, bby. My rhyme's at its peak~
     
  12. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Llave boy, your sonnet is lovely!
    It makes me feel warm, happy and bubbly
    Your rhyming couplet, how it amused me
    When you add a Llave, that makes three

    Your rhymes bemuse me, I'm not scared
    Even if you feel strong, my teeth are bared
    My body is ready for the words that you sing
    But you see my darling, winning is my thing

    >:3
     
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    Bared teeth? Oh dear, whatever shall I do?
    Ah yes, I know. I'll just file them for you
    If you think I'm singing, then you're clearly mistaken
    I would never do such things; I would rather be Forsaken
     
  14. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    You want to be french? But why oh why?
    You're fine as you are- but better with a bow tie
    Then I'll just have to burn something as it's cold over here
    Oh look what it is! It's your apps my dear. >:3
     
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    Beg your pardon dear, but it's supposed to be "French"
    Or would you rather I say pot-ridden wench?
    Well, bow ties are cool, but sonics are better
    My apps may burn now, but I've still got that letter
     
  16. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Screw your punctuation, and your insults too
    Although, if it makes you feel better it's what I'm used to
    Sonics are good but TARDIS' are the best
    Especially as a mug or a gown when I'm dressed
     
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    GAH -- shut up you Nub, with all your TARDIS stuff!
    If you want to screw me, I'm afraid it'll be rough
    Just 'cause you're from Britain, with your merch and your shows
    Doesn't mean I can't import; how much though, who knows?

    :3
     
  18. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    Rought not tough? Afraid of the trade?
    I'm sorry for boasting, I'm sorry for the parade
    I may have Merlin, Sherlock and Who
    But you have RDJ, House and Disneyland too.
     
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    What trade, m'dear? You know I'm not clean
    Between us two, we could make perverts scream
    Though it's true that I've got those three
    All the perks of the British seem better to me
     
  20. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    What we don't have is always so appealing
    "I love british culture" That sort of feeling?
    Your mind is dirty, is that my fault?
    Were you clean before my outrageous assault?