ohai gaiz

remember this?
http://www.kh-vids.net/threads/enzy.123243/

O KT, mai KT, enough of our chatter​

With our likes and nostalgia, you're so good to flatter​

These rhymes may be crappy, but I think that they're great​

At least compared to your spelling. Bloody hell, isn't it late?​

 

Such a beautiful poem, Cat.

 

Not for you my dear, you're in my past
And you mum is right, I don't think I will last
I'm very tired so my rhymes may not be up to scratch
But at least I'm trying- I am your match.

Also, I think I best bring out my sonnet:

Spoiler

So, by your hands we burned and burned
But you too, corpses cov'ring Galifrey
Ha! But you thought you won and so you learned
And now we return so that you can pay

There you go, here ends the last great Time war
Our only clever plot is to survive
But you cut throught that desire like a saw
We're no longer protected by the hive

You murderer, you man, the Predator
We'll be victorious that is our fate
We will cry out in fear of you Doctor
Until we can fin'ly EXTERMINATE!

Although throughout time when we fought with you
We can't help but ask "Doctor who?"

That is all in iambic pentameter by the way- that is a proper Shakespearian sonnet.

 

I must commend you for that sonnet. I wasn't expecting you to pull such a ridiculous stunt, but it ended up working out in your favor.

So after a year, you're finally a match​

For my ludicrous rhymes and the schemes that I hatch​

Well, I guess that's what happens when I joke and I jest​

Than your absolute best, are you up to the test?​

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Also, time for me to break out with the worst form of poetry in history: the haiku~
I see you driving
'Round town with the girl I love
And I'm like haiku

Spoiler

That Nub on my Skype
It's been nearly a full year
Where has my life gone?

 

Alright Cat, my body is ready
My mind is poised and my hands are steady
I will take this challenge and rise to the test
To beat your ass as I've already expressed.

Nice haiku >:3 perhaps you should write one yourself

I think you should see
How I compose in haiku
A poem for you

 

Well I must admit
When it comes to a haiku
You're better than I~

 

Haiku's are simplistic, I prefer rhymes
To go along with my chirpy, silly chimes
I get the tune stuck in my head
But at least you can rhyme- yeah that's what I said.

 

Ha! So you admit
I have talent after all
Recognition's great~

 

You complimented me so I thought I'd do the same
Even if you really are quite lame
I shall reply to this and then off to bed
Because I'm so tried, no new information can fit in my head.

 

Oh, you're "tried," are you? You poor little thing
Such a shame that the next break won't come up 'til spring
And if you think insults will make my words weak
Then you don't know me, bby. My rhyme's at its peak~

 

Llave boy, your sonnet is lovely!
It makes me feel warm, happy and bubbly
Your rhyming couplet, how it amused me
When you add a Llave, that makes three

Your rhymes bemuse me, I'm not scared
Even if you feel strong, my teeth are bared
My body is ready for the words that you sing
But you see my darling, winning is my thing

>:3

 

Bared teeth? Oh dear, whatever shall I do?
Ah yes, I know. I'll just file them for you
If you think I'm singing, then you're clearly mistaken
I would never do such things; I would rather be Forsaken

 

You want to be french? But why oh why?
You're fine as you are- but better with a bow tie
Then I'll just have to burn something as it's cold over here
Oh look what it is! It's your apps my dear. >:3

 

Beg your pardon dear, but it's supposed to be "French"
Or would you rather I say pot-ridden wench?
Well, bow ties are cool, but sonics are better
My apps may burn now, but I've still got that letter

 

Screw your punctuation, and your insults too
Although, if it makes you feel better it's what I'm used to
Sonics are good but TARDIS' are the best
Especially as a mug or a gown when I'm dressed

 

GAH -- shut up you Nub, with all your TARDIS stuff!
If you want to screw me, I'm afraid it'll be rough
Just 'cause you're from Britain, with your merch and your shows
Doesn't mean I can't import; how much though, who knows?

:3

 

Rought not tough? Afraid of the trade?
I'm sorry for boasting, I'm sorry for the parade
I may have Merlin, Sherlock and Who
But you have RDJ, House and Disneyland too.

 

What trade, m'dear? You know I'm not clean
Between us two, we could make perverts scream
Though it's true that I've got those three
All the perks of the British seem better to me

 

What we don't have is always so appealing
"I love british culture" That sort of feeling?
Your mind is dirty, is that my fault?
Were you clean before my outrageous assault?