Oh you want to know about my day, KHV?

Nothing special, just almost died, almost got assaulted by a 40 something year old man and almost got shot. In that order.

 

Why?

. . .

 

Are you okay? ;~;

 

Holy carps, dude. That sounds serious.

What happened?​

 

Tell explain it all would require more typing than I would like.

Why yes I am, thank you for asking.

I stayed at a friend's house, that's what happened. Oh what a wonderful rainy day in Florida it was today.

 

You live in FL. By any chance, not in Miami? Do you? Be on the look out for naked men craving human flesh, strange happenings as of late.

 

Well then . . . At least you're alright. c:​

 

First, I did not want to hear of your day... Second, that sounds rather traumatic. Third, you do not care to explain in detail.

You wished to get across the excitement without reliving the excitement.

Why bring it up, then?

 

I thought to ask the same, but people make similar such threads every day. There is no point in asking, they probably do not bring it up for any reason really, perhaps it is a story to tell; something to talk about. That's all.

 

It comes off as teasing if they are only willing to mention it, though...

 

Maybe it was something he wanted to get off of his chest.

Don't complain.​

 

I am an all-or-nothing kind of guy, though.

Fine...

 

I'm about 5 hours from there, but my friend's and I are preparing a safe house full of guns and knives for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.

You were not required to come to this here establishment and you paid no money to do so, so you can stop complaining about the secret sauce in these here free samples, because you were not forced to eat it. And for the record I can and will put any ingredient I so choose to feed the sheep into these here sandwiches, do I make myself clear?

 

I like that response; is it your own?

(You still did not answer my why you did so, by the way. You only defended your right to do so.)

 

I'll bite your tender buttocks, baa.

 

Were they all separate incidents?

Glad you're okay.

 

Yupp, typed that one up on the fly. And as for why, it's because I actually did type out the story but felt it was too long and that no one would read it so I deleted it and went with the thread you see before you.

 

You should have saved it in case people asked? But fair enough.

 

Thinking ahead is not my specialty.

 

I was wondering what had happen to cause those chain of events. Then I saw the state name. I'm not wondering anymore.