Oh. Yeah.

Dis ar teh michelle obama.
She iz forty-7.
She iz frum teh south side ov chicago, usa.
She iz famous 4 bean teh wife ov teh president ov teh unitd statez.
She iz brunette, tall, an friendly.


Dis ar teh mel gibson.
He iz fifty-6 yeers.
He iz frum peekskill, new york, usa.
He likez 2 act.
He iz talentd, smart, an unfriendly.

Dis ar teh elizabeth taylor.
She jus did dis yer, 2011.
She iz frum hampstead garden suburb, london, england.
She likez 2 act.
She iz brunette, talentd, an beautiful.

Dis ar teh cameron diaz.
She has thirty-8 yeers.
She iz frum san diego, california, usa.
She likez 2 act.
Shez blonde, tall, an gud actres.

Dis ar teh julia roberts.
She iz forty-3 yeers.
She iz frum atlanta, georgia, usa.
She likez 2 act.
She iz brunette, vry pritee, an intelligent.

Dis ar teh sandra bullock.
She iz forty-6 yeers.
She iz frum arlington county, virginia, usa.
She likez 2 act.
She iz brunette, vry pritee an vry talentd.

Dis ar teh miley cyrus.
She iz eighteen.
She iz frum nashville, tennesee, usa.
She likez 2 sing.
She iz vry young, funny, an fun.

Dis ar teh madonna.
She iz fifty-2 yeers.
Shez frum bay city, michigan, usa.
She likez 2 sing.
She iz gud singr, old, an ecsentric.


Dis ar teh jennifr lopez.

 

What ?

 

The fuk ?

 

forsaken ?

 

Suddenly, I am filled with complete and total rage.

 

Shaking my hips like yeah.

 

Party in the USA?

 

I think I lost a few brain cells ;___;

 

Uhh, are you talking ghetto? Like for real, The fuk? (yes, I took your username again...XD...) TRANSLATION ANYONE?

 

Ummmm... okay/

 

.......My brain just died of grammatical error overload.......

 

I'm gonna google this, and so help me, Mary, mother of Christ, if it leads me back to here......

 

What did you just make me read? D:

 

This is Halle berry and she likes super injections

 

I just went blind.

;_;