Oh Sh-

They posted a tornado warning for my area.

I live in Massachusetts. In the hills.

We're not supposed to get tornadoes.






Anybody here in Kansas? My house might fall on yours soon.

 

Wow, I live in Mass too and I didn't know this.

 

OMG HOUSE SE*shot*

 

IT'S A TWISTER! IT'S A TWISTER!



...Good luck with that.

 

There's a dairy farm down the road too.


Crap. Literally.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwmrluzrqJ4#t=1m10s (stop at 1:13, yes 3 seconds of video, unless you want to watch two men in costumes kick a tornado in half)

 

That movie is so effing good.

And the ride in Universal Studios is pretty cool too. Scary kinda.

 

Hey, you might end up in the land of Oz.


If you see the munchkins, Kill them with lolipops and candycanes....they might attack you.

 

But but but...giant sugar!

PS the storm that supposedly had the tornado passed us over with little more than a shower and a few thunderclaps. I'm very disappoint.

 

The sugar is really a drug that makes you pass out, so when you wake up...don't be surprised you find yourself sticky


And it's not from the candy....