oh...my...gosh!

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090925/tod-britain-braced-for-huge-spider-invas-870a197.html

This autumn i die. D:

 

Oh wow... XD lol, good luck with the spiders lass. I get them all the time where I live. ><

 

It sounds like something you'd say for some reason :P

Anyway.....
*puts dagger in mouth*

Guesh vere am guin dis faw? >:D

 

....oh ffs.

 

i am going to get to eat this autumn :D

 

Almost All.

ALMOST IS NOT ENOUGH D:

Knowing my luck I would get the ones that are not harmless.

Oh man oh man oh man

._. this will not be good, I see spiders, I panic, the last time I saw one I threw my laptop at it as an automatic reaction.

Maybe I should start insuring my things.

 

Maybe that's a good idea xD

Yea, Dude. I don't see that happening.

 

What is it about spiders that get you Europeans so freaked out?

You were the one who killed Spiderman, weren't you?! ;____;

Thank you :)

 

i can make some good money clearing people's home of spiders :D

 

They never ever used to bother me, and they don't bother me now if I know where they are and I know in advance that they are there. It is when they just appear out of nowhere and run past you or you just see them out of the corner of your eye, or when you saw one and you blink and it is gone and you don't know where it went.

I remember when I was younger, I woke up one morning and my leg was itching, I moved my covers and there was a ****ing beast of a spider sat on my leg looking back at me. I have never moved so fast or screamed so loud.

 

There's been an increase of venomous spiders apparently due to the influx of imported food etc. ._.

SERIOUSLY! PUT A SPIDER OUTSIDE N' IT'LL JUST GATHER IT'S PALS N' RETURN WITH A VENGEANCE!!!

 

I have an irrational fear of ALL living things under 1% of my size. This is the first time I've ever been glad to live in the US.

 

I actually have a giant spider sitting in my back-yard. His name is Simmons. After a week, there was another one, and I named him Cortez. There aren't many bugs left here in his time of year, so one morning I woke up to find that Cortez *deep breath*.......ate Simmons!



Iputhelightsaberonebecauseiknowalleuropeanscarrylightsabers :3

 

@_@

okay so this explains why I have found like seven spiders in my room in the last few days.


As if getting to sleep at night wasn't hard enough already D:

 

...

I would die. I hate spiders.

 

Only ones I like.. are the small kinda :/
So you can't see their eyes.
I mean, who knows what they can see with *enter number of eyes a spider has* eyes?
(I think it's 4 or 8, but i dunno xD)

 

What's so bad about spiders? When there's an ant war going on in your house, THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS.

 

When I was on holiday, ants tried to eat me.
Ended up killing them with Aloe Vera >:]

So they aren't our friends either D:

 

Well in America we have stink bugs invading our homes...

 

Dude, there's like 7 of those in one of the windows in my house. I killed one that was on the outside. c:

Also, for once.. I'm glad I don't live in the UK. :I

I've never done this, I never will. Any spider I see DIES... After panicking for like 10 minutes.