You will one day, young padawan. NOOO JIIIIIM! *sob* FORENSICS TAKE A PHOTO OF ME SAYING BYE TO JIM!!
*taps fingers impatiently* Mr. Portsman, I must ask you to control yourself while we attempt to solve this case; your flailing about and whining is making it very difficult for Forensics to do their job properly, not to mention making it difficult for me to think.
I most certainly did not! If you cannot think rationally, Mr. Portsman, I will have you escorted from my office posthaste!