Oh **** guys

I-i-i-if we sit....WE'RE KILLING OURSELVES!
http://www.myoneresolution.com/sitting-is-the-new-smoking-top-10-ways-to-exercise-at-work/

 

Are you typing this in a satirical way, or are you genuine, and will actually take this information on board to prevent early death and obesity?

 

Oh well. Not like this world is worth living in anyway.

 

I'd rather die than be active.

 

But I have no legs .

 

THAN YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF!
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED!
EVERYONE WHO GOES TO THE BATHROOM SITTING DOWN
OR WORKS AT AN OFFICE
OR EATS
OR GOES TO BED
YOU SHOULD ALL FEEL ASHAMED FOR YOURSELVES!

 

BUT I HAVE NO ARMS EITHER! I USE MY NOSE TO TYPE!!NFNJKSDFNKJSNFNJFNEININWFKJFKJMSNFJKDMFJDSNMFKNMWEJKFN

 

It isn't worth it knowing DmC is out there. EXISTING.

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Oh you.

 

State that sitting is bad for you . . . America retaliates with a cushion that let's you sit longer. Couldn't be more legit.

 

And here we see the death of optimism and then the human race.

 

Sitting is bad for you? Finally, I now have the proof I need to show the teachers that they're killing us slowly.

 

Ant then they will teach with everyone standing up.

 

Multiverse theory says that there's a universe out there where DmC doesn't exist, as well as a universe in which DmC doesn't suck.

 

I think the latter can be applied to this universe for a number of people.

 

━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━ What a horrible thing to say

It isn't our fault that sitting is so comfortable. The shoud have thought of this before they made chairs.
Oh well atleast I can still do this

 

I'll just take the universe where it doesn't call itself "Devil May Cry"

 

There is also a universe in which it is a proper Devil May Cry title and is deserving of the name.

 

Ouch, just ouch, how sore can a person get from that I wonder.