OFFICIAL USA VICTORY CELEBRATION THREAD

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  1. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    True, it would to a normal man but not him. Wanna know why?

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    America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN! And from the ashes a new America will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The weak will be purged and the strongest will thrive - free to live as they see fit, they'll make America great again!
     
  2. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    In my new America, people will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for money. Not for oil! Not for what they're told is right. Every man will be free to fight his own wars!
     
  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  4. Midnight Star Master of Physics

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    This thread is funny and makes me proud to not be an American.
     
  5. Peace and War Bianca, you minx!

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    What I love about American patriotism is the idea of freedom.

    Yay freedom for all! Well freedom for white rich people until it was properly ended 93 years later. Woo freedom!

    It's also like America ignores the fact the rest of the world exists and that they're all not free or something. Also, America invades countries and takes controls of their government and impose their will on countries different from their own. You know, freedom means invasion. I think I read something like that in 1984.

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    It's like that Civil War was kids with toys and not the death of thousands. But what does that matter now, eh?
     
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  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    If I become president the first thing I'm going to do is sing This.
     
  8. The Fuk? Dead

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    LOL DIDN'T READ

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  9. A Zebra Chaser

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    That's the American education system for you
     
  10. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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  11. The Fuk? Dead

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  12. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    I just got here but god dammit I feel American.
     
  13. A Zebra Chaser

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    WRONG AGAIN CANADIANS DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD
     
  14. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Hello, I am a dirty communist Canadian and I am here to politely convert you to socialist collectivist brotherhood.
     
  15. Guardian Soul hella sad & hella rad

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    GET THE **** AWAY FROM OUR FREEDOM, COMMIE!

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  16. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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  17. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    It is time to unleash our secret weapon.

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  18. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Red! The blood of angry men!
    Black! the Dark of ages past!
    Red! A world about to dawn!
    Black! The night that ends at last!
     
  19. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Man, if the revolution in Les Miserables were lead by Steven Armstrong they would have never lost.
     
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