Official KHV Shipping Thread

Within this thread, I thought of you and me.
And I feared that I'd get rejected.
My heart couldn't take that pain, my love.

I imagine her now with hairy legs, and a beard. Would still tap dat dough.
Would've gone with you, Makaze, but your bed is full of virgins at this very moment. Finish up quick, darling.

 

...Dude

Saying all this shit with a Jeff Bridges outfit makes you look hella creepy

Jus Saiyan

 

Ooh, and Fearless x KS. I am her yaoibro 5eva after all. (Was this ever actually established? I don't think so. Meh.)

 

I will go down with this ship

 

I dressed up as Abraham Lincoln at Halloween.
You try getting laid in that outfit.

 

Hey, Abraham Lincoln was a sexy, sexy, man.

 

For sure! I mean that thing was so long... :x

I wanna squeeze the hell outta his top hat~

 

Cat x Abraham Lincoln. Catbraham Lincat.

 

I'm talking Post-Assassination.
He had an extra hole to put something in by then.

 

Necrophiliacs were all over him.

 

I was, hoever, left cold that night. Should have acted more corpse like.

 

I've got to make a new shipping...

Plums x Bushy

...Why you ask?
It is simple...
you put our names together and you get:

Plushy


Plums x Bushy = Plushy.


I don't need any other reason than that to suggest this.
Meanwhile, I am kidnapping (sisnapping) Jayn...
So...

Bushy x Jayn while we're at it. lol

Our family promotes incest after all.

 

DarkTraitor <3 Kelly (Korosu) <3 Loxare
Yes, it's a threesome. Yes, it's serious. There's already a wedding planned.

 

Indeed there is. And it shall be the greatest wedding of the century millenium

 

Or:
Plums+Brow=Plow.

Which is what he'll do to you.

 

It's true.
I make quite the healthy winter living plowing the driveways of the citizens of KHVstan.

 

See, my guy earns a decent living. *thumbs up*
I can live with this.

 

I will update tonight fufufu.​

 

Nothing to be disappoint about really.