Official Happy Father's Day Thread

Now that it's actually Father's Day, happy Father's Day, guys!

 

Well, for all the fathers out there on this site, here's mine:

 

Are you implying that anybody on this site would be lucky enough to know the joys of fatherhood?

 

What's wrong with that? Some people could be fathers and just not open about it.

 

Short one-word answer time:
Yup
Uh-huh
Absolutely
Sure
Ya
Yes
Surely
Likely
Yuppers

Two-word:
Hell-ya
Oh-yes

 

I love how all of Amaurys celebration threads start with "official"

 

and what makes this official?

 

Because the word "official" is in the name. That's all you need to make something official on this site

 

Yeah, can we please see the paperwork?

 

Dude no
What if someone gets a paper cut

 

That's a risk we'll have to take.

 

Stop being a renegade cop who doesn't play by the rules

 

Spoiler

 

No.

 

Fine

 

Not everyone chooses to be paragon, you know.

Some guys like to be dicks...

 

Being Renegade SUCKS
Everyone hates you, everyone dies, you get lower EMS, worse endings... it's just a bad idea overall

 

I'm too nice = everyone lives
I'm a dick = EVERYBODY DIES

yeah, I think I'm good