Obiwan Kenobi Arrested

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  1. Tienewman Like A Boss

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    Obiwan Kenobi Arrested

    Obiwan Kenobi was arrested during the weekend in connection to a hit and run crash that lead to a 4-car pileup in mid-March.

    The 37-year-old, who has the same name as the Jedi master from the Star Wars movies, was arrested at his Roseville home on April 21, Roseville police Sgt. Jason Bosworth said.

    Kenobi, previously named Benjamin Cale Feit, reportedly changed his name to that of the "Star Wars" Jedi Knight's in 1999,

    The hit and run then caused a chain-reaction that caused the other two waiting cars to be hit also.

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  2. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    What the hell????? Link??
     
  3. Krowley Moderator

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    "Link"

    From the title I thought it was Ewan McGregor who had been arrested...
     
  4. Soap Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Dear god that is epic, not that the 5 car pile up, thats really bad, people were hurt, but the guys name. Epic
     
  5. Tienewman Like A Boss

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    It would have been extra epic if he was driving a volkswagen jetta

    bada ba!
     
  6. Krowley Moderator

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    I would love to see how he handled this if the police caught him casually driving.

    "ID and Registration"
    "You don't need to see my identification"
    "I don't need to see your identification"
    "I am not the perp you're looking for"
    "You are not the perp I'm looking for"
    "I can go about my business."
    "You can go about your business."
    "Move along."
    "Move along... Move along..."
     
  7. MadDoctorMaddie I'm a doctor, not a custom title!

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    Me too, or that this was a weird movie title xP
    But this is pretty crazy on it's own. Hope nobody got hurt, though.
     
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    But hah. How can you honestly change your name to that? No one will take you seriously ever again.
     
  9. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    one of those comments are perfect.

    "Bad driving, theft.... he no jedi that's a sith if I ever saw one"

    That's pretty much the case. How can he defile that name? Oh wait, he can't defile it. No one can defile Obi-Wan Kenobi's name, it's just so awesome it has the power to repel defileness
     
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    Oh the possibilities for the jokes.​


    Someone's in a chipper mood today.​
     
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    Suck at impersonation this man does.
     
  12. jafar custom title

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    I was really hoping that his parents named him that.
     
  13. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    The fail is strong with this one.