N's successor: Wammy Chaos

"Went to find Maple first you nana." Lana giggled as she made her way down the stairs. "And please, both you Sin and Saff, don't have perv off around William. He picks up words way too easily and I'm having trouble enough explaining to Near why he yelled out "reverse harem" when we were talking about a host club in one of the schools in Japan we were looking at during our last case without him starting to yell about strap-ons and stuff too."

"Where Daddy?" William asked quietly as he looked around for him.

"Left him with your sister sweetie." Lana giggled softly as she ruffled her sons hair.

 

"He started it." Katrina replied defensfully, raising an eyebrow to Lana and holding her son up to her. "And why DID he yell out 'reverse-harem' anyway?"

OOC: Tis too late for me to RP, so i apologise but i'm heading to bed, good night everyone, and i leave Katrina to Demi, she has full rights to pass on HER rights. Night everyone!

 

Near sat in the other room, in front of a couch with Monique sitting a few feets away from him, playing with his lego.

 

"Come on then trouble." Lana smiled taking her son off of Katrina. "You wanna come with me and find Daddy then?" She asked William, poking his tummy with a giggle.

William squeaked cutely and nodded his head. His fine white hair flopping into his emerald eyes. Only to be brushed out once again by his mother's gentle, but rather skeletal, hand.

"Let's get going then kidlet, I'll leave it up to you if you want to follow us or not Saff." She added to her semi-adoptive daughter before making her way back up the stairs she'd just desended and to the room she'd left her daughter and husband in. "Heyo." She greeted as she set William down on the floor, whom promptly toddled over to his Daddy and poked his leg.

 

"Hey." He said back to Lana and poked William in return. "Hello little Will."

 

In response to his father's greeting William giggled and waved. Plopping himself down onto the floor in the manner that all under 5's do i.e. straight from standing up to sat down. Once having done so he held up his arms again, hoping to be picked up.

Lana smiled at Near before going over to where her daughter was and sitting down beside her, ruffling the girls long white hair. "You okies Mon?" She enquired.

 

Near picked up his son and held him close. "How's Willie?"

"Hi mommy. Mon's fine."

 

"Scary man scared me again..." William mumbled softly, clutching onto Near's shirt. "Maded Kat-Kat get cross... Which was scary too..." He added in an even smaller voice, his eyes welling up with not yet fallen tears as he remembered how scary the tall man had been. And how mean Katrina had gotten, he didn't like it when people got angry. Not one bit.

"Good to hear." Lana smiled. "Whatcha been up to today? Anything fun?"

 

Near hugged his child. "Dad will protect you from people like that. So don't mind them."

She shook her head. "Daddy's boring too."

 

William nodded with a sniffle as he clung to his Dad. "Than' ku Daddy... Sin is a mean bully... I dun like him a' all..." He mumbled, a faint hiccuping in his tiny voice.

"Your Daddy isn't that boring, surely? Or did he end up playing with the toys on his own rather then playing with you again?" Lana asked, shooting a look over at Near to see if he had a guilty look on his face. But she soon realised that Near was busy keeping William from bawling his eyes and lungs out instead so decided that seeing there was any tell-tale signs in his body-language was completely pointless.

 

"Sin's a wanna be Blondie."

She giggled. "Daddy's a kid."

 

Shima walked into the room. "Blondie?" He looked at Near. Hie eyes were the same as when he looked at William. "No case has been filed yet, and you wanna know why, damn people of higher ups are being lazy." He walked over to a chair and sat in it.

 

William wailed and burried his face in Near's shoulder again as Sin entered the room. Hoping that if he couldn't see Sin then Sin couldn't see him, as so many three year-olds hoped.

"Yeppers just a big kid." Lana giggled before she stood up and turned on Sin, she'd had just about enough of his attitude and making William cry? Well that was something she'd gladly kill him for. "Yeah, Blondie. This girl we had around at the start of the Second Kira case, she was the biggest sl*t you could ever hope to meet. She'd sleep with anyone if she was bored or it could gain her something. Like I mentioned earlier: She'd eat you alive. You think you're so big and clever making obscene comments that wouldn't even make schoolgirl giggle. Well let me tell you something mate: It's not funny, it's not smart and it's sure as hell just a way to make people want to Death Note you." She said, obviously trying her hardest to refrain from her usual bout of swearing she normally let loose on people when they'd pushed her a little too far when the kids are around. "And as for us being lazy you have no idea how hard it is to balance four different lives each without things falling apart at the seams. And actually we're looking through the cases we have to delegate them to the candidates but we obviously made the cardinal sin of wanting to spend some time with out children. So you know what: You look over the Wammy kids case notes and tell us what type of cases YOU think they should be handling. Make yourself bloody useful for once instead of complaining like the whiny brat you are!"

 

He held up a vanilla envelope and tossed it on the table. Three cases inside. "Make yourself useful and think about your actions..." He picked himself up and walked out, the envelope had three cases of his choosing already. One of three missing deaths; one of two children dead; and one with thirty men and women, all equal, dead, at the same time.

 

"And that was mommy telling off the scarey big guy." He whispered to William and looked at the envelpoe.

ooc no death notes right?

 

"Mummy's scary when she's mad..." William mumbled.

"Oh well done, what do you want a cookie and a gold star?" Lana said sarcasticly as she flipped through the cases. "Any you want to handle personally or you happy to hand them over to the kids?" She asked snappily handing them back over after a quick look through them, the essence of L radiating off of the ex-Lawliet.

 

"Very... She scares me to." He looked to Lana. "They are seem intersting, but I'll need to see all of the details and might not be best to let the hard ones left to the kids."

 

He laughed at Tears rant "How do you know if you're gonna be it, It could be...." He got closer to Tears and said "ME!" He giggled at her and said "But we both got a chance, I geuss!" He walked down the hallway towards the kitchen, He wanted candy or cake!

 

"Ima not gonna make her cross at me ever..." William whimpered, hiding his face in his father's clothes once more.

"Yeah, there's a couple in there that might prove too hard. Hence why I'm trying to get shi- Sin here to say if he wants one before we look through them later."

"Oh it's SO not gonna be you!" She cackled sprinting off after him. "You've been here god knows how long, what are you? 25? You're like the same age as Near, and he's retiring. You ain't got no chance to be his successor!"

 

"Good idea." He said to William. "She's a monster when mad." He said quietly.