Not Another Kh-Vids Movie.....6.......

It's over, and who knows what will happen to the members now. Something is gonna go down, and it will end everything....Don Don Don!

Deathspank: Oh man, it's gonna end, Sara did you get movie theatre popcorn?

Sara: You is too old for that.

Shadowjak: *bangs head on desk* What's gonna happen now?

Xaldin: I hope I get laid!

Vivi: What the- I never heard you say something like that.

Xaldin: This is a dream so I can say anything I want.*coughs and skips around*

Anniexo: I hope my hunger issues will die out.

Arc: I don't know, you eating that T-Rex was funny.*notices she is big and round*

Anniexo: What?

Arc: Nothin.....XD

Crono:*walks in and sits down* Dang Soku, made me pay two dollars, for me and Jade.

Jade Rhade: Oh stop complaining.

Crono:*looks at Anniexo* Heh...........

Arc: Don't say it.

Crono: Dang girl, been to America?

*Whole room starts laughing*

Anniexo: Wait a minute, why am I fat? It was just in the movie!

Me: Because I made you like that. Accept it fatty.

Nra:*gigglesnort*

Anniexo: Shut up!

Arc: Like I said, LET ME TOUCH SOMETHING!!

Sara: What about what I want? What about what i'm feeling?

Arc: Stop complaining woman!

Me: Shut up, or I will have to kick you out.

Deathspank: Can we start the movie now?

Xaldin: What movie?

Trigger: You mean you came, and you don't know what movie?

Xaldin: Who are you? Where am I? And when did we land on the moon?

Angel: Darky....

Darkwatch: I know. *grabs bat*

HigherBeing: I'm going to start the movie.

Me: No you isn't!

HigherBeing:*turns into person in sig*

Me:*covers ears* Alright! You can start it!

Chaser: Finnaly.*steals DS popcorn*

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*In ????*

Deathspank: That portal should be around somewhere, we got advice from Elmer.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah, and at the same time he was shooting Donald.

Daffy: God dangit, it's Daffy!

Mickey: Use your nice words Daffy.

01_Kairi: Hey, what is that?

*DS group turns to a black and green portal*

Deathspank: Booyah! We found it!

Buzz Lightyear: Blesphamy....

Deathspank: Bless you........wait what?

Buzz Lightyear: I just remembered something....

Dual Wielder: What joo talkin about Buzz?

Buzz Lightyear: To get a portal like this working, you need a crystal.

Bugs Bunny: Oops, i'm having an apiffiny.....what?

Eastercat: This is gonna be a first when I kill a disney character, and a looney tunes char......

Mickey:*glad he didn't remember anything yet*

Kairi_Li93: Okay guys, let's just calm down..

Deathspank: Stuff it noob!

Kairi_Li93:*snags Bugs carrot and beats DS with it*

FireNanaki: Good job you two!

Bugs Bunny: Oh STFU, atleast you know something else, and now we can go find the crystal.

ProLucrecia: Right, and I think I know where it is.

Buzz Lightyear: Hmmm? Where?

*In ????*

Xehsin: Alright, now that we've thrown the moogle into the sewage, lets proceed to a more useful place.

Cid:*has bruises* You old people, stealing from another old person.......it's just cruel!

Alice:*Holds a knife to throat* Shut it, now, how do we get out of here?

Cid: a gummi ship?

Sara: I know how to drive of course.

Arc: Please, what about that wreck you got me in?

Sara: I'm telling you, it wasn't my fault. Some old hag got into my way!

HigherBeing: Watch it ugly!

Sara: What?

HigherBeing:*sneaks away*

Cid: Well, there is another way.

Cin: What?

Cid: Find the portal.

Cin: What in Gods name is a portal?

AngelsNeedFlight: You mean a toilet?

Cid:...........I'm not sure.

Xehsin: Man whatever, just tell us where it is.

Cid: Well, it is at the Dalmations place.

Risk own: Okay th-

Cid: And the crystal you must use to activate it is with them also.

Risk own: Then I guess we'll be on our way.

Cid: I'm not so sure if you wi-

Xehsin:*cracks knuckles* Shut up, and go away.

Cid: Bu-

Sara: Beat it old man!!*coughs*

Cid:*walks away, doing something with finger*

BlackSigma: Hey, the house is close.

Hiraishin: But shouldn't we hav-

Alice: You better be lucky you ain't no baby.*licks lips*

Sara: Stop it, lets go.

Repliku:*walks in first* This place seems as peaceful as it is in the game.

*Suddenly a big spotted dog leaps at Repliku*

Repliku:*does a matrix move, able to dodge attack, but breaks back* Oh crap!

*Leaping over Repliku, and lands at Risk own*

Risk own: Son of a-

*bites her head right off*

Hiraishin:*sticks tounge out at Alice*

Alice: Eh, not that much of a loss.

Xehsin:T_T I was gonna ask for marriage....I shall avenge her!*tackles dog*

Xaldin: Eh, that's not much of a-*gigglesnorts*

*Xehsin had his leg bitten off*

Dalmation(sp?): Even though i'm enjoying the meals, what do you want humans?

iwantedtoexplode: We want the crystal, and the portal.

Dalmation: Why didn't you just ask?

Xehsin: I dunno but stop chewing on my arm!

John S.: Look, just show us the portal.

Dalmation: I already used the crystal on it, it's all set.*bites off Xehsins other leg*

Xehsin: John help me!

John S.:*walks towards the portal whistling*

Xehsin:T_T

Alice: Some villian you are.

Boris: I've seen better, like myself.*goes into a pose*

Alice:*Eyes him*

Boris:T_T*walks towards portal*

*In ?????*

Anniexo:*punches Roxas in the nose* I said stop poking me!

Roxas: I'm sorry, but you're just so fat.

Libregkd: Hey, we need to work on finding this crystal Deathspank mention earlier.

Shadowjak:*sits in sun with sunglasses* Oh, just forget it, we can just die by a meteor shower.

Gritz: That's not how they died.

Shadowjak: Don't make me hurt you man.

WeAreLegion: Calm down Shadow.

Shadow: What?

Shadowjak: Why did I ever come to the site?........

EvilMan_89: Oh, you know you love us.

Shadowjak: I'd rather throw everyone in a volcano.

Gritz: That's how the dinos died.

Shadowjak:*chokes him homer simpson style*

oblivion_riku: Hey, is that what I think it is?

ThePumpkinKing: It's the portal!

*the group run towards the portal, but a bunch of raptors come out*

Soushirei: Eh crap, I knew this would happen.

Roxas: You didn't......

Soushirei:*takes eggs out of pocket* Heh, they happen to fall in there.

Mustang: I don't think they are just gonna take and leave.........lets go!

*Soushirei throws the eggs at five of them, as Anniexo rolls over some raptors*

Roxas: Finnaly, some action!*Swings his cane at one of their heads*

Shadowjak:*tackles one down and tries to break its jaw*

Cloaked-Schemer:*throws rocks from a distance with Bunterx* Booyah!

Bunterx: Hey don't you think this will draw them towards us?

Cloaked-Schemer:..........................

*All the raptors run towards the two*

Both of them: Momma!!!*runs into forest*

Roxas: Oh man, just when I was about to kill one.

*suddenly all the raptors come back*

Shadowjak: Wimps, they died that fast.

*Behind the raptors were the two brothers*

christhor: Oh this is rich!.....anybody notice the puddle moving?

*Lastly, behind the two was another T-Rex, but bigger*

Vivi: Yeeaaah, I suggest we go into the portal.

*Everyone jumps through the portal*

Roxas: I change my mind, I hate you all.....

*In TWTNW*

????: What is taking them so long? I set this up, and they have to take so long.

????: I thought you wanted them dead.

????: Yeah, I did, but I didn't know that they would find their way back to civilization.

????: So that's when Xehsin came in?

????: Exactly.

Deathspank: I can't believe it's you.....

????: So you have arrived.

*Not just DS, but the whole site came along, and strangly a dalmation, a T-Rex, and Tweety the bird*

Roxas: Who the freak is this dude?

Xehsin:.........

????: Have nothing to say?

????: Speak up noob.

Xehsin:uhhh....

Arc: Again, who are you? And who is your pigeon?

????: First, what happened to you guys?

Deathspank: Eh, Tweety helped us.

Sara: The dalmation helped us.

Roxas:..........I don't wanna talk about it.

*The T-Rex stared down at everyone, drooling*

????: So, you had people helping you? Just as planned.

*Tweety, the dalmation, and the T-Rex went over to the mysterious person*

Tweety: And yeah, we ain't people you prick.

????: Shut up ***.

Deathspank: So wait.....you did this? Why?

Boris:*tries to sneak away in crowd*

????: Boris was part of the plan, to take over Kh-Vids. I, told him to kill you all, then send you to this place. But, I never knew you would escape, especially with his help. But. before you escaped to the building, I quickly pulled you into another world, only to have my people take you out to bring you back here. I had no choice.....

*Me: Just to tell you something, this music plays in background:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge6JuP8DSPE&feature=RecentlyWatched&page=1&t=t&f=b*

Deathspank: So, you wanted Kh-Vids back.......

Everyone: What?

Deathspank: That's right, i'm not the true creator, he is....Nomura.,,,,the creator of Kingdom Hearts!

Nomura: That's right Deathspank, and my teammate, Riku, the first member besides you to join!

Riku: Hello again you fool.

Roxas: This isn't true right?

Cin: DS............

Deathspank: It's true, i'm not the creator, I owned it by killing Nomura! This is one of the reasons why KH3 didn't come, and the reason KH2 came so late. All those interviews too.......all fake......

Arc:............

Shadowjak:.............

Misty: Wow.......

Nomura: And now, I will take it back, by trapping everyone in here for all eternity!!

Darkandroid: And how do you plan on doing that?

Nomura:*smirks* By locking the keyhole.

*suddenly there was a big gust of wind, and the sky turned red*

Deathspank:*was in a complete daze*..................

Sara: Snap out of it DS!*slaps him*

Darkwatch: Hmm, we have to stop him, but we would need everyones help.

Roxas:*puts a hand on DS shoulder* Dude, we will need your help if we want to stop him. I know exactly what to do if you come back to us, remember man, he may be the creator, but you are the owner, and everyone respects you.

Deathspank:*looks at all the members*.................even you?

Boris:*turns his head* We'll go together.

Deathspank:*he smiles* Alright! Lets do this!

* When Nomura pointed towards the sky, a heart came down from it, and inside was a keyhole*

Nomura:*pulls out keyblade* I'm glad that i'll be able to get out. This is a start for me and my site, and I shall win!!

Everyone from Kh-Vids: It's over Nomura!

When I joined KH-Vids I was such a noob
I bet I only had one pube
After awhile I called it my home
But I was just another CFF clone
Alice's rants were really nice
I bet Mish tastes like sugar and spice
Xaldin's the biggest ****** on the site
But unlike Sara, at least he didn't fight

All the stupid Kingdom Hearts Kids
Let's log on ot KH-Vids
They all live in their own little world
Most of the boys have never seen a real girl
Another thing that bothers me is this:
The girls are in love with guys that don't exist
All the stupid Kingdom Hearts Kids
Lets log on to KH-Vids

Deathspank, you were the only one
Who made me feel like I was having fun
Your posts insulting other guys
Always brought tears to my eyes
But Angel, you loved a guy you didn't know
Saving up for college but now you won't go
The mods are so strict and unfair
It's only KH-Vids, why should you care?

Sara, we dedicate this verse to you
You're just so annoying we don't know what to do
An online boyfriend is no way to go
Dating a guy that you don't know
I'm telling you this straight from the heart
Talks about ripples are no way to start
You talk about me to all the other staff
Do you think that they care Boris f***ed me up the ass?

There were a couple people worth talking to
The site would've completely sucked without you
Alice was funny in a really creepy way
And Deathspank always knew just what to say
Mish is way too hot for this site
For here there are better ways to spend her nights
Darky was funny and informative too
And Cin, I've fallen in love with you

*Everything had seemed to stop*

Nomura: Oh........My........God........*tries to cover ears*

Riku: Nooo!!!!X_X

Nomura: Darn you all!! Doh!X_X*turns a dark red, and floats into the sky*

*Suddenly, the heart had exploded, and everything went blank again. The gang had left TWTNW, and Nomura had been destroyed again. But, what has happened to them now?*

Deathspank: Of all the worlds, we had to end up in this one........

Roxas: I should have stayed home......

Mish: I don't know, they seem kind of sexy....

teletubbies: Would you like some tea?

Everyone:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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Me:*bows down* Thank you all..........uhhh......

Deathspank: You're banned.

Me: Crap.

DeathspanK: Five years.



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I DO NOT OWN THE SONG

And I will never, NEVER, own teletubbies.

 

Haha, oh wow.

 

What? I like the word.XD

 

XD Its funny!

 

I try to make it that way.XD

 

The First one that I am not in :cryinganime:

:glomp: meh still made me laugh as always good work ^^​

 

SOMEONE REP THIS GUY.

Truly amazing, Soku. I think that was a beautiful ending.

Madi is a KHV whore, so she luffs it :P

 

Lol, thank you. I just had to end it with you guys being tortured for all eternity.

 

This is the first one I didn't like.

 

Then i've accomplished my mission!

 

*shoots you* You funny no more.

 

I love you too.:)

And it's You're funny no more.

>.>

<.<

*runs*

 

I was making a joke when I said it like that *shoots you again*

 

Stop it you tomboy!.........wait I take that back.*hides over shield*

 

About time you got it right. Now make me like this in moive 7 got it?

 

*goes ten feet away from her*

Yeeaaah, that was the last one. But, I would do another one in your honors, but it would have to be short special scene in DVD....XD

 

Right then, but this time get it right...Man why do I feel so evil today... It feels good.

 

Maybe because you shot me like ten times.XD

But, i'll try my best, all I need is to get bored again.

 

yay. . I was in it. ^^ Thanks. I beat DS with a carrot 0.o haha that's funny.

 

Atleast someone likes it.*sniffles*