Not Another Kh-Vids Movie 2!

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  1. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, here is that time of day again, i'm extremely bored, and got strucked with an idea. An S mod or Admin may pull this together with my first thread if they wish.
    Here we go!

    *In TWTNW*

    Deathspank- Blesphamy!!*stomps around*

    MadiYasha- You spelled that wrong*laughs*

    Alice- Hey! That's my thing you tramp!

    Sara- Alright, that's enough! Alice, go back to wonder land or something, and Madi, just go stand in a corner. NOW!!

    Alice- Old bat....

    MadiYasha- Hater....

    *both go off to where they're suppose to be, except Alice, she just went to the other corner*

    Darkandroid- Alright, lets just keep calm people. We may be dead*coughs* but that doesn't mean we still aren't alive.

    Roxas- What?

    Jube- What? The cows are missing?

    Klaro- Who?

    Arc- God dangit, SHUT UP!!!*coughs*

    iPraise- Hey sonny! Don't use Gods name in vain!

    Arc- I'll say whatever I want to ye old cockbite! If he cared, he would have done something by now!

    iPraise- Uh, you're dead.

    Arc- ..........

    Xaldin- Now now Arc, calm down.

    Shadowjak- That never works! Just explode, trust me, it's fun. Noodleboy learned to never piss me off ever again....

    Noodleboy-*gives him the finger and hides*

    Roxasvsriku- Dangit, I should have thrown a left punch...

    Zexion of the Twilight- Ah don't worry, when I got punch it didn't hurt, I have replacable gold teeth now!*laughs, then coughs*

    GhettoXenmas- Man, we got jumped bad.....i'm pitiful

    Cin- Yes, yes you are.

    GhettoXenmas- Why I oughta!*hits Cin with a cane*

    Rakushiinu- This isn't going well is it?

    Aerith Rose- Shut up....

    Rakushiinu- Are you mad cause I knocked your last tooth out? It's not my fault I was the youngest back then, I still got some fight in meh*sneezes*

    iPraise- Bless You.

    Rakushiinu- Oh, I always thought you hated me.

    iPaise-.......they want you to take the hotdogs!

    Atari(Darky)- Hey! That's my gig!

    Fayth- C'mon people, calm down!!

    Troll- Make us!

    Fayth-..........****** You little *****I'll teach you you're place!*beats the crap out of the troll*

    Angel- Xaldin, I want to tell you something.

    Xaldin- uh sure.

    Angel- Imma beat you to a pulp for hitting me in the nose!!

    Xaldin- I'm sorry, I thought you were a troll!*bumps into things*

    Angel- O-Okay Xaldin, just calm down!

    Xaldin- Stop yelling!*bumps into people and other things*

    Angel- -_-

    HigherBeing- Oh man, why are we here?

    Da Freak- Don't know, but you are looking cute under Kingdom Hearts.

    HigherBeing- I'll give you five seconds.

    Da Freak-*runs into crono* Yeah, don't try it with her.

    Crono- Forget her! I was looking at Kitty.*waves*

    Kitty_mckechnie- *sticks her crusty tounge out*

    Crono- She wants meh.

    K a i r i- Alright HisNobody, lets go. Rock!

    HisNobody- Paper!

    Both- Scissors!

    K a i r i- Ha! You have to go in the castle, and see if anybodys inside.

    HisNobody- You cheated!

    Hissora- Why does my head hurt?

    Alice- Uhhh....no reason.

    Mish- I'll tell you wh-

    Forsaken Shadow- Yo Mish, lookin as hot as ever!

    Mish- You ain't gettin this.

    Forsaken Shadow-*walks away in shame*

    *On the other side of the area*

    Boris- Idiots, why do they keep trying to attempt Adam and Eve?

    Annexio- Don't know, but if you don't remove your hand, i'm push my foot up your boney-

    Boris- Alright already, dang. Anyway, it seems we're all dead. But there were survivors.

    CFF- Yeah, stupid Xaldin.

    Xaldin- *walks over* You? I was betrayed by libregkd! And he didn't even bother to take the spot.

    Roxas- Quiet Trigger, this is why I killed you!

    Trigger-*continues to sing* Oh yeah, now I shall wake the dead and make my army of marshmellos!

    MadiYasha-*pops out of nowhere* You spelt that wrong.

    Trigger- Doh!

    Roxas~rox~my~sox- Oh man, TWTNW, is this, y'know.

    Silver_Bullet- How am I suppose to know, besides, i'm a good boy....I mean man.

    Soushirei- Remember Silver? What happened at BR? You killed me, you ain't no good boy.

    Silver_Bullet- Yes I am! I'm a real boy!*dances until he breaks his back*

    Cin- *walks over with a black eye* Anyway, Virgin survived too.

    Annexio- I think that's VGN.

    Cin- Who? You mean Virgin?

    Xaldin- What is a Virgin?

    *evryone suddenly cracks up laughing*

    Nra- Oh Xaldin, you're as old as you can be, and you're dead. But you still are as naive as ever......

    Xaldin- Y'know, i'm just kidding.

    Everybody- Really?!

    Xaldin-......who?

    Arc-*explodes, literally*

    Gamerfreak- Alright, lets think everybody, what would Sora do?

    Everyone-.................*everybody panics*

    Rikus#1 fangirl- We're gonna die!!

    D/J Mouse- We're already dead ya moron!*coughs*

    EvilMan_89- Sooooo, you still mad Shadowjak?

    Shadowjak-*stops attempting to stab him* Not at all.....

    Shikamarus Shadow- It's over Klaro....all that time we spent together at Halo.

    Klaro- Shove off piss head.*gives Aerith a thumbs up*

    Aerith Rose- Way to go!

    Misty- Man, isn't suppose to be peaceful when you die?

    Catch the Rain- zzzzzzzzzz..............

    Misty- Alice, where is that brick?

    01_Kairi- Nice going gamefreak.

    Gamefreak103- Man, I was just trying to help.

    Koneko- Well, you obviously aren't good enough. Loser.....

    Gamefreak103- Alright! Everyone, what would Riku do!!!

    *Everyone stops and thinks*

    Rachel- Alright guys, here's the plan.

    Sara- That worked out nicely.

    Boris- Too bad we have to work together, you crusty savage.

    Sara-*slaps him*

    Darkandroid- Now now, let us refrain from violence.

    Mustang- Yeah, we finnaly have some order around here.

    Master of the Onyx Flame- Hey you losers, we have to include you in on the plan.

    Cin- Hey! Respect your elders!

    Master of the Onyx Flame- I'll do that when pigs fly.*sees Da Freak fly around* Alright then.......

    Da Freak- What?

    Eastercat- Alright, trolls and members, lets gather up!

    Gharanth- Y'know, I think we could survive better without musty trolls.

    A troll- What did you say?!*coughs up blood*

    Gharanth- Still hurt from that knuckle sandwhich?

    A troll- No.....*weeps*

    Marluxia_loves_flowers- Oh shut up troll, you're even lucky to be here.

    A troll- I don't happen to see it that way, And my name is Kenny.

    Ienzo- Kenny?*laughs so hard her teeth fall out*

    CFF- Oh man, how are we ever gonna get along?

    Tummer73- Do I know you?

    CFF- Maybe.....Who are the patriots?

    Tummer73- What?

    CFF- Nevermind.

    saxoR_vs_aroS- So uh, who are we listening to?

    Deathspank- That would be-

    Boris- Me.

    *both give eachother evil eyes, Deathspank won*

    Boris- Crap, this isn't over grandpa.

    Deathspank- Got that right butt kisser.

    Sara- Alright, stop it. Now, we obviously know where we are.

    Xaldin- Huh?

    Roxas- Who are the patriots?

    CFF- Who?

    Arc- I swear I will just knock you guys in the sky......

    Roxas- Heh, too old for that grandma......oops.

    Arc-*goes into a peaceful trance*

    apulapul2000- Alright, since I pwn at Kh-

    Omega- I don't thinks so crusty.

    apulapul2000- You wanna step?

    Xaldin- That's enough! I'm the best.....

    *All three get into a fight*

    Flamorisa- You okay Arc?

    Arc- Huuuuuummmm........*cough*

    Xigbar- Oh man, I just wish we were out of here....

    Roxas_is_hot- If I ever obtain a Death Note, I would kill myself.

    Rakushiinu- You shouldn't do that.

    Roxas_is_hot- Ah, thanks for caring.

    Rakushiinu- No, you would just be wasting a line, you're already dead.

    Roxas_is_hot-...........T_T

    Misschoo- I will miss you all....

    Atari(Darky)- Where are you going?

    Misschoo- What?

    Roxas- Who?

    Arc- -________-"

    *everyone continued to argue, but it was time to stop*

    Deathspank- Everyone! SHUT THE MISH UP!!!

    *everyone turned to Deathspank*

    Deathspank- Now, we're finding a way out of here, even if it takes months or years! Do you understand!?!

    Libregkd- You sure are loud today.

    VGN- Yeah, i'm suprised you didn't cough.

    Kiryu- I'm just glad I was offline.

    Silent Nocturne- Me too.*cough*

    KairiXRiku- Uhh.........who are you people?

    Libregkd- Just keep quiet for now, please.

    *Libregkd and the others walked out an portal*

    Libregkd- Yeah, I found this thing in the real world. Apparently, we are dead too, and trapped in the world of Kingdom Hearts.

    *Everyone gasped except some*

    Xaldin- Oh boy! I can meet Xaldin now!

    CFF- Cloud, here I come!

    Jaxed- I'm coming Xigbar!

    Xigbar- He's mine!

    Jade Rhade- I can't wait to go to Halloween Town.

    Stupid Aqaurious- Little Mermaid!!

    *Everyone just stares for about five seconds, but then they start up again*

    Jube- Alright guys cool it. Now talk Sara, mistress of the toilet.

    Sara*vein pops* Anyway, we should head throught this portal, right Libregkd?

    Libregkd- That's a nice magazine Da Freak.

    Da Freak- Oh yeah, these girls have everything.....Doh!

    Libregkd- Ummm, that's nice........Doh!

    *Both porn freaks got kicked in their spots by Annexio*

    Annexio- Now he is paying attention.

    Sara- Thank you Lexa. Now, answer my question.

    Libregkd- Huh.....oh right. Yes, we came from the portal, but I think it leads to the real world, because two of us aren't dead.

    Kiryu- Where are they?

    Silent Nocturne- Yeah, I wanna know who the lucky punks are.

    Everyone except the two- -_-' *glomp*

    *After alot of discussing and remembering, they finnaly thought of a full proof plan*

    Boris- Alright, so you two old goats go through the portal first, y'know, to check first, and then I will go through and kill you both.

    Kiryu- What?

    Silent Nocturne-Zzzzzzzz......huh? Oh, i'm listening.

    Boris- What? I didn't say anything, you're losing it Kiryu.

    Deathspank- Shut up you whipper snappers, anyway, the two of you will go, after that, the admins will go second. Then S mods, and the Prems, and the regular members, and finnaly Boris and his.....kinky gang of trolls.

    *All the trolls wink at all the girl members, including Sara*

    Boris-*slips Deathspank twenty bucks* Thanks for saying that.

    Deathspank- Whatever.....*hides from Sara*

    Arc- Alright, lets go Kiryu and Silent Nocturne.

    *They both walk through, and then the admins walk through*

    Darkandroid- Okay, we're in.

    Cin- Okay S mods, lets go!

    *The S mods come in, and then the Prems. Now all that was left were hundreds of regular members.*

    Deathspank- Okay....come in, and please don't rush. Don't make me spank the dead....

    Sara- Calm down spanky, anyway, make a line!...........oh snap, hurry up!

    *The portal was closing, and most of the members made it in, but a handful didn't, along with Boris and trolls*

    Atari(Darky)- They...they didn't make it.

    Roxas- I sure am glad i'm prem

    *everyone shoots Roxas an angry look*

    Cin- They are all gone, and we survived.......oh well, anyone up for prunes?

    *Everybody cheered and walked over to the Creativity Corner, except Shadow*

    Shadow- Man, this really sucks.................I dropped fifty bucks.

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    Oh man, now I know I didn't pu everybody, but come on! There are like, 5,000,000 members on this friggin site. I just put the people I see daily. I wonder what will happen to the remaining members, will there be a three of this epic movie?.............Maybe.XD I just gotta get bored again.
     
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    I love my random grammar-hammering ^^
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  3. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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  4. ラクシーヌ Banned

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    I am glad I was in it, even if it was a minor role.

    Actually, there are only thirteen thousand, and even then, only three thousand come on reguarly.
     
  5. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Lol, sorry, I had to fit you in somewhere. And yeah, i'm not even gonna put 3,000 in there, that's WAY too much/
     
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  7. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    T_T Well, at least I was in this one.... x_x How many do you plan to make? And shouldn't I have been the one Grammar-Hammer-ing, as I was the one who introduced it to this site?
     
  9. C This silence is mine

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  10. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    Lawl, what is this ?.
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  11. Trigger hewwo uwu

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  12. ♥AL90♥ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I know I posted here...did someone delete it or something.
     
  13. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    First off, where the heck is Boris's hand? and second, I'd love to kick his butt in.
     
  14. Soku Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Heh, if I tell you, I might get killed.
     
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    Was I that random gamefreak or was it that one other gamefreak?
     
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  17. venster You never heard of me, but I pop in time to time

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    oh wow...you had a lot of time on your hand.
     
  18. AlexleHoshi Dude called Alex

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    Tell me now

    ...Oh god no, not from him.
     
  19. Fruity~ Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I was in. Yay! Although it was only a small part. Did I made it into the portal??
     
  20. kinpaz Moogle Assistant

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    wow that was really long but it was worth reading it. I liked it, good job.
     
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