No wonder I'm single...

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  1. Llave Superless Moderator

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    There was this really really rreaaallly cute girl that came into the super market that I work at today, and she asked me if we had a certain product in my department (produce department). I told her we didn't, and apologized for it, and she continued shopping with her grandfather.

    So then my smooth side kicks in a little late and I realized that I could put in an order for her and ask her for her name and number so we can contact her when we get it....

    Other gent says she's a semi-regular at the store, so at least she's not a one-timer.

    wai cruel world. ;A;
     
  2. 61 No. B

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    happens to me all the time.

    so many times I'll think of something really cool I could have said after the situation has ended.
     
  3. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    jk Llave it's okay supah kawaii chic will be back for you
    bec you're super kawaii too i promise ✧・゚:* \(◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧
     
  4. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Yeah dude.

    I mean I didn't freeze up when she asked me, she actually seemed interested. Well at least I'll know how to handle it for round two.
     
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    I can't truly comment on this story until I know what the produce product is.
     
  6. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    This kind of happened to me today. I was sitting on the floor waiting for class to start when a girl stops before passing me. Naturally, I think I'm in the way, so I move turn sideways to let her pass. She stays there for a couple more seconds, indicating to me that I'm still in the way, so I crunch my legs together. She stays there for a couple more seconds until, realizing that I'm clearly not going to get the hint any time soon, she passes without saying a word. About 8 hours later, I got the hint.

    She wanted Llave's finest pair of avocados.
     
  7. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Keep going onward, sir. Let the engine of your soul drive your feelings and you shall woo the ladies with your charm and artistic sense!

    I am scared as to whether or not this is a terrifying etymology pun.
     
  8. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I don't recall the exact name of it, it's something we definitely don't carry often, if at all. But it was type of green bean, thinner than french string beans.
     
  9. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Nope, no etymology pun, just a blatant innuendo.
     
  10. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Can't say the same has happened to me. But then again, the reasoning behind that is obvious.
    Yay for being asexual.
     
  11. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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  12. La Sofa ('_')-l3 No worries

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    Ive had quite a bit of girls show internet in me. But I was always too beta and screwed it up. Plus it was just a sexual attraction. Once they see how bland my personality was they all go running.
     
  13. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    one time i smacked this random girl's butt and then i got the **** beat out of me
     
  14. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You could use some advice from JewBoySandler.
     
  15. Llave Superless Moderator

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    ur ladyfriend doesn't count. c;
     
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    meeting girls over green beans llave u dog
     
  17. Llave Superless Moderator

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    at least the relationship would start on the healthy side
     
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