No one _________ like Gaston

Discussion in 'The Playground' started by Tyrant Valvatorez, Apr 2, 2012.

  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Rules for this are very simple.

    Fill in the blank. Post the entire phrase. (This includes other various butchered Gaston Meme phrases)

    I'll start us off.

    No one screws your mom like Gaston!
     
  2. Arch Mana Knight

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    No one dies like Gaston.
     
  3. Krowley Moderator

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    No one expectorates like Gaston.
     
  4. ♥♦♣♠∟uxord♥♦♣♠ Banned

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    This one pretty much wins.

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  5. Noroz I Wish Happiness Always Be With You

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    No one goes to DISNEY WORL [​IMG] like Gaston.
     
  6. miaulement Traverse Town Homebody

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    No one is sexy like Gaston. ;)
     
  7. Hayabusa Venomous

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    No one face-swaps like Gaston

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  8. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ♪ - No one Runs out to kill in the rain like Gaston - ♪
     
  10. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    ♪ - No one sells Propane like Gaston - ♪
     
  12. No one deserves a Tasmanian devil put down his trousers like Gaston.
     
  13. Droid Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No one does interior design like Gaston.
     
  14. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No one plays Touhou like Gaston!
     
  15. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    No one has a perfect pair of thighs like Gaston.

    If you didn't get it, watch the broadway version.
     
  16. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    No one makes natural disasters like Gaston!