No More Mr. Nice Guy

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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    I once entered ten puns in a pun contest hoping one would win
     
  2. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    but no pun in ten did
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    That was great. Is this an old joke?
     
  4. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    I heard it from an art teacher four or five years ago. Aside from that I have no idea how long ago it originated.


    And for a few of my favorites.

    "I have a split personality" Said Jim, being Frank.
    "I see" said the blind man, who picked up a hammer and saw.
    "The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," said Tom half-heartedly.

    Gotta love Wellerisms.
     
  5. awesomeperson Destiny Islands Resident

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    i i smiled a bit not that funny though only a littel
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    So what, it was what I was thinking.....no one understands me T.T




















    That was probably one of the Top 10 of my worst fail at a joke ever
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  8. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    eh, I was looking up an epic fail gif, and this was one of the ones I found, since I didn't want to go through like 10 pages looking for a simple gif

    Actually, I think this one works a lot better
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    Lols ventricle....half hearted.....XD
     
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    I LULZ but its a PWNED & a Awws to mr.nice guy xD
     
  12. nasirrich King's Apprentice

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    Tch tough I mean hey he had a good run and was surrounded by cookies so all is well. I mean untl the cookies become stale, moldy, and all of that good stuff. At least you can say he had good run.(Terrible pun in a way cookies are good and he died with cookies... Forget it)
     
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    not that it is really sad just a little cuz its not really funny though jus sayin
     
  14. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    lol wut?

    I guffawed a bit.
     
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  18. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    [video=youtube;FD7PB-6TWrg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD7PB-6TWrg[/video]
     
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  20. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    now we know why he lives on Drury lane and built the gingerbread man; he was just lonely