No more Jade Rhade threads ok?

OK! ::runs over to Jade pats her on back:: It will be ok.... ::Starts slapping people who make more threads and or made one:: Down people, DOWN! She said no more! ::slaps like 5 million people:: Ok they all blacked out from getting slapped... ::waves:: Bye, Jade.

 

Oww, my sensitive face!
That's it!
I'm getting my chainsaw!>_<

 

CHILDREN! *stomps foot* No fighting! Especially if it has something to do with me. You see the rusty spoons in my signature? I shall use them if you don't all behave. They are good for eviceration.

You can make threads about me if you must... I suppose you'll all get sick of them and stop on your own.

 

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AHHHHH! OMG! Now I need someone to help me! OMG AAHHHHHH! ::runs around screaming:: ......

::gets own plastic garbage can to hide in:: ..... AH! ::closes lid::

 

Yes boss. :( I fear you Jade. But your cool.

 

NOO!!!! No chainsaw!! Jade Rhade!!! Forsaken Shadow's pulling a Resident Evil on us!!

BTW,I'm innocent. I haven't made any threads about you,ma'am.

 

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He's trying to kill me cause I slapped him. OMG THERE HE IS!!!! AHHHHHHHH!

::dives back into my plastic garbage can::

 

You can run, but you can't hi......
Where'd you go!?!??

 

::wipes sweat from forehead::
::thinks to self:: "I think I'm safe...for now."
::gulp ::

 

xD
I can't believe you actually changed your "Location" :D

Ok, I'll put down the chainsaw...For now! You'll never get rid of me!
*Evil heartless laugh*
Bwahahahahahaha!
*coughs*
*dies*

 

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:: pops head out:: OMG! ::runs over:: Someone help! He's dead! NOOOOO! LIVE I SAY LIVE! ..... ::grabs a stick:: ....:: pokes:: Are you alive yet?