New Sanctuary

Hmmm.....you're not a part of this family. If you want to, you can. Though, I wish you would've asked in your post before posting. -_-

 

Lmfao. It's really supposed to be for men, but its the undershirt that a person wears that has no sleeves and instead has two straps that go around the shoulders. They're called wife beaters because back in the day from what I've heard, they belonged to men who were lazy, sat around, and beat their wives.
her boyfriend is pretty well trained, so I thought getting her a wife beater would be amusing. The poor guy...

This is an example of how the irony of life loves to backhand me. I did NOT see that one coming B|


But Keyblade is correct. All who go against the family's rules must be lit ablaze and thrown into the pit of despair and pointy pointy objects : )

 

Come now, don't drive him away. :p

You mean a singlet? Use proper words, stupid Americans!

If she's intelligent and serious, it's not that unexpected. Mix determination with ability, and you've got a formula for success.

Please don't scare mister Patman away. .__.

 

He can join if he wants to. But he said he just wanted to post that one thing. So I'm unsure of what he wants.

 

What? Where did he say that?

 

PM. And I've never heard of a wife beater either. But I get now that it's that weird white undershirt you males like to wear sometimes.

 

Huh? You mean only guys wear singlets? o.0 I'm certain I've seen my sister with some at one point or another. To be fair, she's still eleven.

My entire world is thrown into disarray.

 

.....hahahaha! XD I'm pretty sure only males wear it. The holes are too gaping for females.

 

Thanks for ruining my day. D=

 

Ya, she's pretty right on that one. Plus they tend to be a bit revealing at times for certain women. If this wasn't a joke gift, then I wouldn't be caught dead giving this as a serious gift to a woman ^^;


And for the record, I actually find em a bit uncomforatable. Idk why, but they remind me of bra. It's more of a masculinity issue for me wearing one then anything else, even if its classic name is supposed to empower the male :/

 

I just casually wear them under a t-shirt for extra warmth. You guys are weird.

Oh, and help me decide what to get my family, as I'm going to be cheap, but creative. How much do pregnancy tests cost? I might give one of those to my sister in a bundle with a coathanger if they're not too expensive.

My mother can have a scratch-ticket, but I'll put it in a massive box.

My father will get something interesting to look at, like a rock. He's into photography, so I may as well give him something interesting to take a picture of.

I think that's about it.

 

......pregnancy test? >_> If my brother was clever enough to give me that, I'd kill him.

 

I didn't know you for too long, but seriously man, rest in peace. If you had longer then christmas day, I'm sure we would've had many fine memories XD

 

Can someone give me an estimate of how much they cost? I'd really rather not have that sort of search in my browser history, as it opens up a whole host of potentially awkward questions.

Yes, I know I don't record any browser history, or let anyone near my computer. I'm just lazy.

 

-_- Why do you do such things, Pika? I'd love to see you survive after that present.

 

Depends on the brand. They range from about $5-20...

 

Hmm. It'll be really awkward buying one. Where the hell do they keep them?

 

Depends on what store you're buying one from. It'll be in the same aisle that you buy condoms in I think. At least, that's where it is at my Walgreens.

 

Funnily enough, I haven't gone searching for those either.

I might leave it a couple of years though. It's probably not best suited to an eleven-year-old.

Any other suggestions? There are some really cheap, massive dolls in town. One of them might be a laugh (and everyone likes seeing massive gifts under the tree).

 

Lol, not for an eleven year old, no. Try a naked Barbie.