never question a drunk

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she
selected:,
A carton of milk,
A carton of eggs,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a
drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
front of
the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly >stated,
"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know
what,
you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did you know that?

"The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

 

HA! your threads always make me laugh Toshi!

 

LOL! that was good Toshi... :rofl: