Name the Trailer

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  1. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Resident evil afterlife?
     
  2. ♥♦♣♠Luxord♥♦♣♠ Chaser

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  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    You got it. Next:

    Don't look at the Damned Guy,
    and he just fades away.
    There's some text inside some flames.
    Saturn is really close.
    Pan down the city
    Hot chick turning, Isaac rocking.
    Shake your head, and while he's talking,
    words appear over his shoulder.
    A spike in the ribcage and you're killed.
    Grab a girl by the waist.

    Bandaged hot chick walking up.
    She got away but she could use some Advil.
    Ship pulls away.

    Isaac wants to take a nap,
    slide down wall, then fade to black.

    Wake him up and then its time to diieee.
    Falling through space,
    Stab yourself,
    Shoot something out of frame.
    Dodge then ship shakes.

    Stare at your hand,
    Demon gymnast,
    Don't get sucked into SPACE,
    Glowy face,
    Train-sition.
    IGN approves.

    Wrestle demon,
    Shoot a demon,
    Choked by a demon,
    Shoot a pipe, Fall into
    Space will leave you breathless.
    Ride a rollercoaster.

    Walk back, shooting,
    Bad guy jumping,
    Jetpack legs, reload,
    Hit a rock then spin.

    Giant flaming text distracts the pilot,
    so they crash.
    Demons, demons, demons, demons.
    A Transformer for some reason.
    Lasers, choking, dragging, glowing.
    You should probably get a new ship...

    [The Title]
     
  4. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    LoloLOLoloLOLOloloLOlololOLOLOLOloloLOLOLololoLOlololoLOLOLOl. Come on Voxli.
     
  5. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Final Destination
     
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    Not even close.
     
  7. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    2 Girls 1 Cup.
     
  8. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Yes, absolutely.
    No.
     
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  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Yes.

    Foggy, cloudy horse,
    Angry spiky heart,
    Floaty boat, and a wolf.
    Run into the light.
    Where a man in a skirt and
    tights is standing.
    And he pulls out his sword,
    Then slowly spins it around, and
    FLEX!

    Kill Natives, and plants.
    Turn them into ash.
    Purple dust, sword lights up!
    More Natives, and plants, and Natives
    They all look the same.
    That's racist!

    Scorpion with eyeballs in it's claws.
    Use your shield to deflect an acorn
    Use a vine to swing across.
    Climb the plant wall,
    Confuse the eyeball

    Bow and arrow, shoot it at a leaf.
    And a bob-omb,
    And someone's floating heart.

    Aim a grapple claw
    at the Audience.
    Make it grab stuff, and explode!
    Goodbye grapple claw.

    Roll a flashing plant
    Under a happy tree.
    Now it's a dead tree.
    Slingshots make bats disappear!

    Use a whip to tear out people's hearts.
    Then eat them.
    Stab a scorpion in the eye-claw!

    End a skeleton,
    And a scorpion,
    And another skeleton.

    Swan dive into the logo!
     
  12. Pinekaboo Chaser

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    Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
     
  13. KH2man13 Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
     
  14. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Good one. Here's another easy one.


    Darkness, sparkle.
    Eyeball zoom out.
    She looks excited, is it Christmas?
    No. She's... dead...
    Burning guy, hallway,
    Dancing burning guy, legs,
    Stop, drop, and roll, man!
    Running, fall up.

    Princess of Persia, running.
    Back to checkpoint.
    Hugging Dad, WAIT, she's a zombie.
    Flashback, them too.
    At least that one's hot.
    Just looking on the bright side.

    Never give a zombie girl a piggy back ride.
    I'm not crying,
    there's something in both my eyes.
    Pull a hatchet in.
    Girl almost made it out.
    Dad's a badass.
    Flirt with the zombie.
    After he kills her boyfriend.
    No I didn't order room service,
    thanks anyway. Why'd you vacation
    at a place called Dead Island?
    Didn't you read the pamphlet?
    Yelp it next time.
    She got bitten,
    Dad keeps hitting.
    Zombies suck man.
    Chop off her ha-hand.
    Embrace Dad.
    This vacation sucked.

    Fade.

    Title card.

    Home movies without Zombies.
    When Dead Island... wasn't.
    Wave, goodbye.
     
  15. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Dead Isand. I think that's the name of it...
     
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    Left for Dead 2
     
  17. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Sure thing. This is the last one.

    Blood violence.
    Space zoom fade,
    This September.
    Dodge the space-pebbles,
    nicely done.
    The Battle Begins.

    Exit a warthog, Scene from Avatar
    Side-shot helicopters Peek at the bad guys
    That girl has a robot arm Everybody stares at it, awkward.
    Snipe at night-time, Go to battle, front shot suspense
    Turn gun forward, Why wasn't it already turned forward
    Now you're dead, jump. Catch him pull him up,
    City's burning thanks to guys with pincer-mouths.
    You need a bigger gun.
    Hey there, what's in your hand?
    DOG TAGS!
    What's in his?
    BLUE LIGHT!
    Airplane take off going to space to help these guys fighting these guys
    GOT ONE, dodge the lightning plasma But keep shooting, the most anticipa...
    [Game's Title].
    Global Warming is the least of their worries.
     
  18. finalform32 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    HALO REACH <3

    got it. we're done.
     
  19. MarlyLuvsGir11 Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Mehhh! I was gonna say that! D'X
     
  20. CrownMoksha Decimo

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    I knew it jad something to do with Halo.