Naked Robber Caught By Police D A word to all would-be carjackers out there. Wear og

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I wouldn't want to be the police officer to have to put cuff's on him. On the other hand it makes checking his person all the much easier.

 

True, but how the hell are they going to find out his ID? Haha.

 

ohgawd...the image of deathly pain by a dog's jaws was just thought...cannot be unseen...

Driving a car naked is dangerous enough much less stealing one.

 

I can understand stealing one because of all the running around, but how can one hurt themselves while just driving naked?
Unless, of course, you were referring to potential crashes with said car.

Anyway, that's quite an interesting story there.
I wouldn't do it myself, but I do find that to be quite hilarious.

 

Well yeah the possibly of crashing while naked could cause for greater injury I suppose, but erratic driving, speed humps, and curbs could cause for manly pain. You could also spill your coffee.

 

Yes, we all know coffee burns ten times hotter when there is nothing to stop it ^_^ Though I would like to know how one comes across the idea of stealing a car naked in the first place. I would rather steal a car blinged out to let people know i'm cool. Or what about other crimes committed naked? Perhaps bank robbery will be next on the list. Could you really take someone seriously in that situation?

 

I can't come up with a joke for this. I just can't.

Well, I guess you could say he's now been stripped of his freedom.

(YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH)