My thoughts rule.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by White_Rook, Dec 29, 2007.

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  1. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    If I should be graced with the stressful situation of getting a girl pregnant and she gets that " I ain't getting an abortion so get that coat hanger away from me" tone of voice, and I'm forced to be a parent I would name the kid a repetative series of the first sound that makes up my last name. So for example if my laster name was Patterson, the kid would be name Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa. That way whenever he/she would be called for attendance at school or have to say his/her name it will seem like they're stuttering:

    "What's your name?"

    "Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa Patterson."
     
  2. Explode Who?!

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    That's very cruel/interesting. My personal favorite would be to name them "..." and change their last name to "y' know."
     
  3. Cia (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧*.✧

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    Get some Neosporin.
     
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    Okay, now what?
     
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