My teacher has put probably the best possible question on his final tomorrow, ever:

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  1. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    'Why do humans have big butts? Give two separate examples.'
     
  2. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    1:to slap for funnzies

    2:cushioning
     
  3. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Change number 2 to 'built in airbags' and you have my initial answer.
     
  4. no-reality_allowed ¢ℓαιяνσуαηт ℓσνєкιℓℓ

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    Those are called breasts my friend.
     
  5. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Not if they're at the base of your legs, they aren't.
     
  6. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    1: For a cushionier insertion

    2: To feed the trolls of /b/ with "Dat Ass" pictures
     
  7. Luna Lovegood nani panda-kun

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    I believe that the actual biologically correct answer is "so that they can run faster." But then the real question is: faster than what? Anorexics?
     
  8. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Sexual selectionnnn

    Did I get it right :D?
     
  9. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    That's one of the reasons, yes. Name the other one.
     
  10. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Hmmmm

    ...

    Uhhhh

    ...

    ...I got nothin'.
     
  11. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Here's a hint: It's an evoultion reason.
     
  12. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Not even close.
     
  13. xXRhian+RoxasXx Gummi Ship Junkie

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    You my friend, will never get a wife saying that.

    1) More comfy sitting down.

    2) 'Cuz God was high and couldn't tell big from little, thus putting big butts on the human race.
     
  14. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    No, you're taking a final. You're not allowed to have help on the final.
     
  15. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Nope, you missed the question.
     
  16. Juicy Chaser

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    Its so we could balance when upright...right?
     
  17. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Nuh-uh.........
     
  18. Juicy Chaser

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    I could have SWORN that was a reason. As we evolved, our behinds got bigger to cope with balance when standing upright. xD Or something. Maybe Im talking rubbish. xD
     
  19. Darkcloud Word of advice: Let the wookie win. He's Chuck N

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    Okay, I see what you mean. I'll grant that one: The reason is, bigger muscles for bigger legs, but it was because of bipedalism. My bad.
     
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    Because Sir Mix-a-lot can't lie.