My teacher has put probably the best possible question on his final tomorrow, ever:

'Why do humans have big butts? Give two separate examples.'

 

1:to slap for funnzies

2:cushioning

 

Change number 2 to 'built in airbags' and you have my initial answer.

 

Those are called breasts my friend.

 

Not if they're at the base of your legs, they aren't.

 

1: For a cushionier insertion

2: To feed the trolls of /b/ with "Dat Ass" pictures

 

I believe that the actual biologically correct answer is "so that they can run faster." But then the real question is: faster than what? Anorexics?

 

Sexual selectionnnn

Did I get it right :D?

 

That's one of the reasons, yes. Name the other one.

 

Hmmmm

...

Uhhhh

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...I got nothin'.

 

Here's a hint: It's an evoultion reason.

 

Not even close.

 

You my friend, will never get a wife saying that.

1) More comfy sitting down.

2) 'Cuz God was high and couldn't tell big from little, thus putting big butts on the human race.

 

No, you're taking a final. You're not allowed to have help on the final.

 

Nope, you missed the question.

 

Its so we could balance when upright...right?

 

Nuh-uh.........

 

I could have SWORN that was a reason. As we evolved, our behinds got bigger to cope with balance when standing upright. xD Or something. Maybe Im talking rubbish. xD

 

Okay, I see what you mean. I'll grant that one: The reason is, bigger muscles for bigger legs, but it was because of bipedalism. My bad.

 

Because Sir Mix-a-lot can't lie.