My super duper stupid RP that no one will join

Axel is in the sink trying to clean it out. Obama is looking down the sink to see if Axel's ok. "I believe in change!" He said.

 

Sephiroth? If that is not possible I could think of somebody else.

 

Obama, The change you seek will occur now *using my pikachu powers i zap obama into the sink and Axel into the rim to check on him* you have recieved change.

King de darkness, only characters from my list. list is in the first post. kekekekekekeke.

speaking of the list, who is on it that i missed?

 

Can I use the: "Yourself. this is given." and just be King Of Darkness?

 

but your already yourself. i guess.

 

*stares*
"Forget the pizza then"
*goes for the hears*

 

aww, you don't want them, they be fish hearts.

BOO! *zaps you* dem be my hearts. for the pizza.

(i need more story to this)

suddenly a giant heartless appears and steals the pizza (and me) and we go to destiny islands.

 

"this is not the change I meant!" Obama screamed (like a little girl).

"I'll save you pika!" Axel goes to Destiny Island.

 

i suddenly lose my voice (i choked up, Axel was just to manly for me) and i go "pika pi!"

Obama, you lazy bum, get up and suck your thumb!

 

That's what Obama did.

"What, am i to manly for you?" Soome random person said no. "who the heck was that!"

 

"So manly" I say, getting my voice back. "i then zap him for not hurrying up.

 

is epona taken? if not can i be her (whatever the heck you guys are doing anyways)

 

you may be Epona.

 

"Racist. You should die" Obama screamed.

"Obama....we ALL, organization, hate you....even Roxas. He thinks bunnies aer the cutist thing in the world." Axel stepped in

 

Being a big supporter of pro-life-ism, i kill obama with the same stuff they use on little babyz. Obama then suffocates because he was launched into space. BUT, nobody dies here, just

that being said, Obama comes back with an iron lung to help him breathe.

"Axel, for....Bravery against my attacker -who i swear was going to rape me- you have earned the pink tu-tu award! wear it proudly, you deserve it!" i tell him, after being saved.

 

Obama started to cry water falls. "I hate you all."

"Thank you!!" Axel put on the pink tutu award with pride!!

 

The Hobo Kidnaps Obama. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

 

Axel your welcome. Obama, we hate you too.

And this is because Obama wants to ruin our taxes?

 

Axel: *laughes at hobo* "Good luck with him!"

Obama: "PUT ME DOWN *****!!! I RAISE YOUR TAXES!!

 

"WE DON'T WANT HIGHER TAXES!" i scream, getting him right in the ear.

i then zapped him, hoping to knock him out.......wait, whats hobo gonna do with him?