My Stepfather...

...Is the weirdest bloke you could ever set your eyes upon..Lets go over what he just did In the last 10 minutes with me and my Mother...

1)First of all he smacked my Mums butt and he said "Hehe I smacked your butt!" And ran away

2)Then He was annoying me and my Mum so much saying that WE ARE so annoying

3)And then he's like "I love you Rhonnie" to my Mum and (You know that noise Marge does off the Simpsons when she Is annoyed) yeah my Mother did that and so he's like " Oh Sorry, I love you Marge"

Geeze...He scares the hell out of me sometimes...O.O

 

Lol, crazy old man.

 

just dont let him have a gun

 

he`s weird -_____-

 

1. when he smacked your mother's *** it was definitely about something that happened last night :P

2. Your step-dad... may need therapy...

 

1. Na he does It all the time...The first time he done It I freaked

2. I'm just lucky they aren't married yet