My sister just went into Burger King

and asked for a McFlurry :v

 

Sometimes I really think your sister is a ****ing dumbshit :\

 

Okay. No offense, but your sister sends horrific convulsions of hatred through me.
she makes me lose faith in the human race.
she really does.
...
how old is she?

 

amusing, though :v

apparently the guy behind the counter was just like "I think you have the wrong restraunt" ._.

almost 14.

 

Hey Harriet, did you die in the war?

 

Of course xD;

Kay, are roundabouts natural or man-made? D:

 

I just died of laughing :'D

 

>_>
<_<
*revives*
8D she lives!

 

I'm missing an eye OH MY GOD.

 

o_o AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
*runs in circles*
whatdoIdo?whatdoIdo?whatdoIdo?whatdoIdo?

 

Idon'tknowIdon'tknowIdon'tknow D:

 

KILL IT WITH FIRE

...somehow D:

 

I want her eye back!
not burn it!
*eurika moment*
8D I gots an Ideaaa~
*makes a mini bonfire in your eyesocket*
all beterrrr~

 

Holy shit I LOVE McFlurrys!

 

THAT MADE ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE. a

 

Neither does life.
and yet...
here we are.

 

*facepalm*

 

._.
did I hurt your brain?
...was there a bug on your head?
Has it died!?

 

D:<

Dude, dont have a go at people ten times cooler than you.

 

xD I didn't mean to sound so howwible there.
It sounded alot meanier than I intended.
:3 apologies. I wouldn't be a meanieface on purpose, you know.