my sister is worthless

I asked her to make me some chocolate chip waffles. 2 hours later I get soft cold waffles, she put them in the microwave and then forgot about them. I don't even like waffles, I just wanted something sweet.


How should I punish her?

 

Lock her in the basement and blast "Blood on the Dancefloor" for sixteen hours straight.

 

By making your own waffles.

 

"I asked her to make me some chocolate chip waffles. 2 hours later I get soft cold waffles, she put them in the microwave and then forgot about them. I don't even like waffles, I just wanted something sweet."

"I asked her to make me some chocolate chip waffles. 2 hours later I get soft cold waffles, she put them in the microwave and then forgot about them. I don't even like waffles"

"I asked her to make me some chocolate chip waffles... I don't even like waffles"

Why the **** are you getting her to make you waffles if you don't like waffles?

 

I've never made waffles and she makes them all the time. I figured she would be better for the job, little did I know she heats them in the microwave.[DOUBLEPOST=1346345275][/DOUBLEPOST]

Like I said I wanted something sweet, and that's all we have right now.

 

Stick her hand in the toaster and tell her "THIS IS WHAT YOU USE."
Then turn it on.

 

you could learn a new skill by making them yourself

 

Go on an anime adventure with your magical loli sister with waffle powers to teach her the ways of making proper waffles in order to save the universe while having Oreimo-style awkward sibling tension.

The Blu-Rays and body pillows will grant you millions!

 

You know, if you wanted to punish me for making you waffles that you don't even like, and then leaving them in the microwave for you to get yourself (which you forget about) I'd have tried to smother you under a pillow while you slept.

 

Make your own damn waff-

Darn it, beat me to it.

 

Did you tell me that you had cooked them and I needed to get them myself? Because my sister didn't.

 

Well unless you're in a DnD meeting with God, I'd expect you to get your own waffles, you lazy prick.

 

She didn't tell me that she made them. I can't get something if I don't know it's there.

 

Mustn't been too important if you also forgot about them for 2 hours

 

a starving child in the cold d would eat those waffles

 

You know what my sister would have done if I asked for waffles?

Her response would be a resounding "fuck you!".

And that's her being nice to me.

Then I would have made my own damn waffles.

 

You could have just re-heated them.

 

i love my sister because she makes me asian food and awesome home made cakes :3 let's make this a sister appreciation thread?

 

I love my sister because she is cute and nice and plays mario kart with me and we talk about boys and clothes

here is a picture of us being worthy