My roommate

You say desperate, I say friendly haha

Should we call Ripley's?

Haha, Exact same height as you actually

Boyfriend, friend who's a boy, random stranger in the streets
You can find someone

 

I'm 6'3? Would that be considered 'tall enough' for you? ^^

 

Lol, then you are not tall. You're average :D

This seems like it would only create more problems... O_O

I consider anything over 6' to be tall.

 

Nah, they're too busy looking for drunk celebrities or politicians having sex with call-girls....

Which reminds me, the Press should have a special phone number.
If you see a crime, you dial 911 and get the police.
well if I see a celebrity being stupid, I want to call the Press instantly!

 

Aw so no go?

You're going to shoot me with a bubble-gun?

Or are you calling me a new generation noob?

 

A toss up betweent the two.

 

Nope sorry! Even if you were tall, I don't believe in internet relationships.

 

Mike's a man-whore. xD

He told me to say that.

 

I knew it!

Neither do I, but you can't blame a guy for trying

 

Dear christ this thread fails.

 

Only if you tell me you won't start a gigantic shitstorm over my criticism.

 

For some reason when you said this it reminded me of the end of Titanic.

"Promise me, Rose!"

 

I'm not saying it until you tell me you won't take it as a personal offense. I can see where this is going, you want me to say it anyway so you can start something that doesn't need to be started, but I don't want to do that. I'm not going to say anything unless I get a guarantee that you're not going to cry like a baby over this.

 

I think you will, my thought is only enforced by the fact that you won't directly say that you won't. Conversation ends here, I say no more unless the next words out of your keyboard are "I will not start a shitstorm over you voicing your opinion on me".

 

Why does this thread have seven pages?

 

Because the spam zone is wonderful.

And I only see six pages.

EDIT: I AM the second page 8D

SECOND EDIT: *seventh