My roommate

...Huh ?

 

*sighs* I'm saying, even if it is her boyfriend, you shouldn't be left alone with him. It doesn't matter if she's going to be in there with him or not, if she leaves you two alone, even for a few minutes, the results could be disasterous.

 

Somebody's been watching one too many soap operas... :lolface:

 

Hahaha yeah, my thoughts exactly.

Thanks for your concern though...

 

Or maybe someone's speaking from personal experience. Seriously, this can happen so easily, it's nowhere near funny.

 

How do you documentry a life whe real life's becoming more than fiction each day!?!
Damn, I need to stop listening to Rent.

 

Fady, despite how much I tease you, I worry about your well-being. You are not deserving of such a, (pardon my language), slut roommate. She has been making your college life hell for how long? That's unacceptable. I said this to tummer, and I'm saying it to you: I would have long ago put some equivalent poison oak in her bed. In fact, I would have done it the first chance I got after she told me. So, when she and her boyfriend get to it...

God, I'm evil. xD

But yeah. You don't deserve this. How 'bout this. I come down there tomorrow, you take your roommate shopping, ditch her, then I'll do to her what you did to me in my dream. I'll bitch slap her so hard that she'll turn to stone! xD I think I deserve to do that to someone after you did it to me. =D And you're too nice to do it to... That whore has given me plenty of good reasons to do it to her! Only I can torture Fady! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

But, you can count on me not getting busy in your room. Yeah, I'm not that evil....

 

So here's what you do:

1.Excuse yourself from the room
2.Drive to the ****** part of your town
3.Pick up man whore (I'm jumping to the obvious conclusion that you'd have to pay someone to get a dick up in that thing.)
4.Go back to room
5.???
6.Profit

 

Umm, what?

 

-_-
It's true.

 

Really? Well, I'm not worried, her boyfriend is actually pretty nice. I feel bad for him because she's so awful...

"How do you document real life when real life's getting more like fiction each day..."

....Sorry, I'm a lyrics Nazi... kind of like a grammar Nazi, but... not...

I don't want to cause problems in the last week of school. I can make it for one more week... no need to get violent O_O

 

Dammit, I knew I should've played it back before posting.

 

That doesn't matter. Believe me when I say: It can happen to anyone with anybody; all it takes is one moment of weakness. I got lucky and only got as far as a kiss, but it could've gotten much worse if someone hadn't decided to knock on the door.

 

I'm not weak. Nothing's gonna happen.

 

He means the other one.

 

The guy being weak? I'll just use my self defense skills. Like I said, I'm not weak.

 

Neither am I, nor was the girl I was with.

Anyway, all I can do in this matter is advise. Despite my warnings, I can't force you to do anything here. I guess the only thing I can say now is 'good luck'...if you still want to hear some ways to prevent them from getting too friendly, I can provide that as well. ^^

 

I'm tall ;)



Wow, I can't believe you quoted Rent...I also can't believe I immediately knew that was from Rent....I can't believe I have the Rent soundtrack on a burnt Cd...




My brother had that same problem with his roommate his freshman year.
His solution: He invited HIS girlfriend over. Two different couples having sex on two separate beds....I didn't ask for any more details

 

I can't beleive it's not butter.

 

How tall? I'm 5'9", so almost everyone is short to me -_-

This would work... If I had a boyfriend D: