my pet duck is sick

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  1. jafar custom title

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    and i dunno what to do. sick ducks are hard to take care of, i mean, i got it some medicine, but my duck is still sick, and it's been a few days. what can i do help help my sick duck?
     
  2. Llave Superless Moderator

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    make duck stew
     
  3. TwilightBlader Child of the Sun

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  4. 61 No. B

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    get a new duck .
     
  5. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Take it to a vet? Might be a start.
     
  6. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Soup and quackers .
     
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    FELLATIO
    THE JOKE IS FELLATIO!
     
  8. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    hi handsome jack
     
  9. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    did you try turning it off and on again
     
  10. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Can you . . . actually do that? Like, I'm trying to imagine that being a . . . thing, and I just keep falling out of my chair with strangled laughter.
     
  11. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    You know you're not of the right mind when you keep switching the u and i
     
  12. O13 Follower Twilight Town Denizen

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    I suggest that you teach your duck Cure
     
  13. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Or the s and the d
     
  14. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Better yet, if you want to glitch it for life, when he's about to come shout something absurd like SQUIRRELS
     
  15. Fork These violent delights have violent ends

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    You're missing the point, Sax.
    That duck is sick, yo
     
  16. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I think this mystery is exactly why we need to get together some time
     
  17. O13 Follower Twilight Town Denizen

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    Will No one just go and help the Duck.
     
  18. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    True that. A bunch of us really just need a week at some undisclosed bunker full of games and shit to hang.
     
  19. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I think the intention behind my remark went over your head...
     
  20. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Apparently I am not in my right mind, because that's what I did went I first saw the title...