My mom is such an enabler sometimes. XD

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  1. Lauriam I hope I didn't keep you waiting...

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    She spoils me. I love limes. Like, really, I love 'em. Lemons too, but I prefer limes. I like to cut a lime into fourths and then eat them like an orange slice. My aunt has a story of when I was a baby, she asked my mom if she could give me a lemon slice to see me make a sour face, and I just ate it happily. (This same aunt forever cured me of brain freeze by feeding me ice cream so fast I cried. I don't remember it, but thanks to her, I don't get brain freeze no matter how fast I eat or drink cold stuff.)

    But aside from the side-note, my teeth have been all but stripped of their enamel due to a lifetime of eating limes and lemons like most kids eat candy. Finally, I gave them up last year to save my teeth further pain, and I was doing good.

    Yesterday, my mom went and bought lemons to use in a recipe for tonight's dinner, and as there were limes right there, picked up five huge ones and bought them as a present for me.

    Now my teeth feel incredibly thin. Even the broccoli is making them have a slight ache. MOM Y U DO DIS TO ME?!?
     
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