Enjoy your cat while it's a kitten and it's all cute and cuddly. When cats grow up they become lazy and bitter, or at least mine did :/
I'd say you succeed, but that would be neglecting the bit of irony in that sentence. EDIT: Nice one, orlando :\ So is the kit-kat an adopted stray or a house kitty?
Awww, I hate when parents are like that. Make sure to leaver him/her where you found her in case his/her mom comes back.