My gf is abusive D:

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  1. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    She slaps me, withholds sex, and took my favorite hoodie and won't give it back.



    She also refuses to kiss me when I eat anything that isn't vegan. What do, khv? D:
     
  2. Shinichi Izumi Totally Pink and stuff

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    Tell her to go suck a stick.
    and move on to being a free man!
     
  3. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Set her on fire .
     
  4. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Eat her .
     
  5. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I second all of the above options.
     
  6. Hiro ✩ Guardian

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    Fix'd
     
  7. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Put the dakimakura down and go outside.
     
  8. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Get a new one.
     
  9. 61 No. B

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    start abusing right back
     
  10. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    Lovin' the sig.
     
  11. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    I second this suggestion.
     
  12. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I have found the source of the evil. You must decide on your own, young one...
     
  13. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Tell her you're pregnant and she's the father.
     
  14. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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    Restart the game and don't go for the yandere route.
     
  15. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Order a new one.
     
  16. Jiηx You're such a loser.

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    READ THE CUSTOMER REVIEWS:

    "It was a surprisingly durable pillow, it stayed fluffed and full nomater what i did to it!"
     
  17. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Guaranteed satisfaction right there.
     
  18. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Time for some roleplaying?
     
  19. Labrys King's Apprentice

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    Ah yes gotta love them vores.
     
  20. C This silence is mine

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    You should withold sex from her, that'll teach the wench!