So my brother is telling me that apparently when I die, instead of spending too much money on my funeral, we're having a weird action move style viking funeral according to liam, we will first throw my body into the back of a garbage truck, make sure it's crushed, and as it drives away we will have a russian spy in a red dress and stilettos is going to shoot the truck with an rpg and blow up the truck and we will all salute. apparently, this is all directed by michael bay, and my brother. I need a better plot.
The Russian spy lady should leave a rose at the flaming wreckage of the truck, blow a kiss, and slowly turn away and disappear into the crowd as a single tear rolls down her cheek.
