my funeral, directed by michael bay

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by cstar, Jan 29, 2017.

  1. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    So my brother is telling me that apparently when I die, instead of spending too much money on my funeral, we're having a weird action move style viking funeral

    according to liam, we will first throw my body into the back of a garbage truck, make sure it's crushed, and as it drives away we will have a russian spy in a red dress and stilettos is going to shoot the truck with an rpg and blow up the truck and we will all salute.

    apparently, this is all directed by michael bay, and my brother.

    I need a better plot.
     
  2. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Gotchu fam

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  3. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Your corpse should be dressed in a dinosaur costume.
     
  4. . : tale_wind Ice to see you!

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    The Russian spy lady should leave a rose at the flaming wreckage of the truck, blow a kiss, and slowly turn away and disappear into the crowd as a single tear rolls down her cheek.
     
  5. cstar stay away from my waifu

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    I NEVER WROTE A REWRITE SO FAST
     
  6. Zgermanguy Destiny Islands Resident

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    how about some time travel in a plan to use your corpse to kill hitler
     
  7. C This silence is mine

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    Why not just sell the corpse for some money?