My friend sent me this riddle and we both don't know the answer O-o

Can u guess this riddle??
I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown and make your champagne bubble. If you squeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten
students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.


Help?

 

Nothing. Everything does what's mentioned.

 

i argree..

 

Me too. It makes sense.

 

The answer is "No. I can't" because it asks can you guess this riddle...and you cant. Little kids would have just said no they can't guess it where as Harvard Grads would have ponderd the question, so ya...the answer is no.

 

Is it time? It fits everything except the popping thing..

Edit: Oh..the "no" thing is probably right..

 

Yeah, it's probably no. Or nothing. I remember hearing this riddle before on a quiz.

 

No! The answer is "NO!!!!!"

 

I feel stupid for not getting it. xD

 

I wanted to say Bubblegum... XD;;;

 

Ive seen the before, and yeah, the answer is "No, I can't."

 

i got it right away. but then again.... i didnt graduate from havard!