My friend and I had the best idea for a movie

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  1. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    And I need to write it somewhere

    Dr. Mickey Dees

    A young man loses his job as a doctor and must work at McDonalds

    He worked at the same McDonalds as a teenager about 15 years ago

    The irony of a doctor who worked against health problems caused by bad diet working at McDonalds is shown in a slightly comedic light

    Halfway through the story he watches Super Size Me

    He begins to hate himself and feel like he betrayed his old self because he is serving food that causing the very health problems he worked to fix in other people's lives

    He goes from depressing to borderline insane with guilt as he see's increases in health problems around him and on a national scale and completely snaps and decides he needs to do something about it

    He contemplates many routes and briefly considers time travel but writes it off saying it would never work

    The movie ends with a scene of a younger man who resembles the main character working at that same McDonalds while his friends wait for him to get off. There are three men in suits in the restaurant having a meeting about their fast food establishments, McDonalds, and their marketing strategies and sales statistics. A man in a mask, though based on what little of him we see could be the main character, comes in and shoots these three men. Immediately after the men are shot, the young man takes off his hat and says aloud, "I quit McDonalds"

    Did the Doctor go back in time and scar his younger self with what he saw so he'd never work at a McDonalds again, altering the future?

    Was that the present and did he simply commit a crime that inadvertently caused a young man to quit his job?
     
  2. Laurence_Fox Chaser

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    Burgerception.
    The Musical.
     
  3. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    It'll be amazing .
     
  4. Daydreamer

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    This is probably how pitching Shutter Island, Dark City, or The Sixth Sense to investors must have felt like.

    M. Night Shyamalan voice: "End it with a twist!"
     
  5. Anixe Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But then, McDonalds sues you for using their namebrand. :c

    now that'll be a twist.
     
  6. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    Take the Inuyasha route, call it WacDonald's
     
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    I find EcDonald's better.
     
  8. Krowley Moderator

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    MgRonalds (The Hataraku Mao-sama route)
     
  9. 61 No. B

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    McBurger Queen .
     
  10. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    Buy the rights to use their name in the movie.
     
  11. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    McKentucky Fried Arby's Taco Shake & King
     
  12. Saxima [screams geometrically]

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    Lads and Lassies, I believe we have a winner. None of the corporate giants will ever suspect a thing.