My first (legal) experience at a bar

It's going to be a cardboard cutout of a Naruto character in a hoodie.

 

Yall thirsty af.

But naw, I put up a thing on Yik Yak describing her and what happened and she responded the next day, so she dropped a handle so that we could talk more. I asked for her number but NOW, she wants to play all hard to get despite the fact that it's kinda late for that lol.

Ahhhh women are the worst.

 

yeah theyre kinda awful

 

yeah **** women

 

Women are fine, you just shouldn't waste your time on ones that aren't interested.

The whole ditching you thing was your first clue.

 

I think it was just a miscommunication. Next time I'll note that whispering to someone in a bar is a lot more effective than trying to pantomime "Hold on a sec, let me get my hat." lol

I know right? Always walking around smelling all good like they own the joint or something.

 

Most importantly though, were you able to get the hat back? Women come and go, but hats are forever.

 

To be fair, meeting girls at a bar doesn't always end well. Most of them are sloots and looking for a one nighter or a guy who will spend all his money on their booze.

 

Of course. It literally always falls off whenever I kiss a girl at a party. They wanna start feeling up your hair and ****.

Us sloots gotta stick together.

 

Tru gotta love them sloots.

 

let's unpack this

 

:0

 

*walks up to the bartender and orders a round of milkshakes for everyone*

 

Oh, I love unboxing videos!

 

"I'm too young to be this old," is practically my catchphrase.

Speak for yourself.

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I've been away longer than I thought.