My first (legal) experience at a bar

>Go to bars for the first time >Dance w/this qt the entire time >We're both really into it and she's just my type >Lip-locked for so long my tongue gets sore >Ask if she wants to get out of here >We start to leave with her and her gf's, with her leading me by the hand >I try to gesture to her that I had to get my hat and credit card >Get them >I can't find her anywhere





Just. My. ****ing. Luck.

I honestly don't know what I expected. Bars are evil.

 

All I can do is laugh

 

spam zone used to be about glorious nothing now its about bar experiences because we're all old and sad

 

Maybe older, but sad? No.

 

do you understand what tongue in cheek means

 

Yes, and I was being cheeky back.

 

Damn. Talk about **** luck. Maybe if you frequent the bar you'll end up meeting her again.

 

I see this as a potential problem avoided.

 

I want to hear about the illegal bar experience

 

All I can do is weep.

I just don't wanna get cock-blocked by a piece of cloth and plastic.

 

That was my first thought when I read the title.

 

I was reading this at work and spilled water all over myself, jeez poor guy.

 

Insert joke about your old username and the word virgin here

 

i think the real question is, why did you leave your credit card somewhere at a bar

 

That is actually a very good question.

 

/Also, need pics of hat for further investigation.

 

Those are coming out in my memoir, sorry bb.

Actually, I already told one of those stories, but they're on this site somewhere. You gots to find it. :v[DOUBLEPOST=1466833566][/DOUBLEPOST]

It wouldn't be khv thread without it.

Ya see, there's this thing called a tab...

Why, so you internet nerds can jock my style? Me no think so bb.[DOUBLEPOST=1466864020][/DOUBLEPOST]EDIT: Ayyeee, I think I found her lol.

 

>says he found her
>does not show us
c'mon guy you know how this works
post her picture on a website for strangers without her consent like a normal person

 

Need pics of "the found girl" for further investigation plz.