My family wants me to have a love life

how come?

 

It's normally her fault that a thread derails. Or Ienzo's. Or Llave's.

 

Wrong. It's usually a combination of the three, commonly involving both Cat and Ienzo. Nobody derails a thread like those three. Such class, elegance, and mysticism in their thread derailings. 'For whom the bell tolls' becomes 'who's ringing the bell' and 'why do they choose to do so at 3AM.'

You should feel a sense of accomplishment when you're thread is derailed by one of these makers of mischief. You are not an acknowledged member until this quota has been met.

Never not derail a thread with one of these three. Should you choose to not partake you are missing out on an achievement. It's almost a feeling of euphoria when you become a part of their plot. That is all you are though, a part of their plot. They are the kings and we their pawns. You may think you're on their level but they're eighteen floors higher in a building with no stairs or elevators. Fear not for we are all under their glory. Bask in the light when you can for you may not get the chance again so easily. Truly a marvelous trio.

#suckingUp
#brownNosing
#partOfMyPlan

-Snow Queen

 

I would like to be 3/4 right instead of wrong. I had all the players, but not the game.

 

This post accurately describes my life >:3

Your sucking up is noted and correct >:3 *claps* Cat and I with the additional help of Llave at times, will strike when you least expect it, not even we expect it. SO HIDE YO KIDS, HIDE YO WIFE! CUS WE BE SNATCHING EVERY THREAD OUT THERE!

 

HA! Jokes on you! My wife and kids are dead! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

*is secretly plotting to take over all thread derailing business* Yes, indeed.

Internal Monologue: Keep up the innocent act. They'll never suspect a thing when you stage your coup.

-Snow Queen

 

Dinny, I myself am taken, but I got some friends over here who you could find fun ;D

 

Spoiler: This Is No Coincidence

It's like KHV is trying to tell you something, Dinny. It must be a sign!

-Snow Queen

 

I need a new girlfriend on KH-vid. just because

 

I knew I was forgetting to do something. Why haven't I installed that stupid thing sooner? It was kind of uncanny that ad in particular popped up when I was in this thread. Now I'll never have to see it again ^^

-Snow Queen

 

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Spoiler

 

We will derail your derailing >:3

 

I see your detailing and rise the derailing scale by twice it's original value~!

 

I play Blue Name the Admin. It has an attack power of three thousand and I'll end my turn.

-Snow Queen

 

I PLAY THE Rabbit of Caerbannog HE KILLS EVERYONE EVEN ME AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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So Cats even crazy in forum form? Well i figured as much.

 

Tis but a flesh wound! xD

D: How do I derail that?

 

Pay it no heed. To raise the derailing scale to twice its original value is madness. It simply cannot be done. Even if it could, with that kind of derailing anything could happen. It could split the entire world for all we know! It's too dangerous for anyone to attempt.

-Snow Queen

 

I am sad that I can't even attempt to derail this while Cat isn't here ;-; what do?