My family wants me to have a love life

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Dinny, Mar 15, 2014.

  1. Dinny I am Anime ( ⚈้̤͡ ◡ ⚈้̤͡ )

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    Papa Plums on the watch woops sorry fellas
     
  2. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    So. If I was 1's and 0's, I could date Dinny?
     
  3. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Joke's on you, I'm actually the rain. BWAHAHAH
     
  4. Beau Hollow Bastion Committee

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    coughs violently
     
  5. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Do you need a cough drop? Are you getting sick? Cover your mouth when you cough, I don't want your germs.
     
  6. Laplace TSUKI NO SHIHAI

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    Pfft, they say too much love will kill you anyways.

    No need for that, or In Real-Life friends for that matter.

    I lived that way my entire life, and look how fine I am!

    Just look how fine and happy... I... Haha... I a...

    ...

    ...

    (OH GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE PUT AN END TO MY MISERY)
     
  7. burnitup Still the Best 1973

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    The women- err, things I'd do with a dimension crossing device.

    Also, this is how I expect Dinny's conversation with her family went:


    Oh my...
     
  8. Technic☆Kitty Hmm

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    Come now, Plums. Let the lass experience life a wee bit, eh? Sometimes you just have to let it go.

    The time will come and you will see
    that lass is living happily
    with another oh so right
    who makes her feel so very bright.

    She'll laugh, they'll talk and then
    they'll be wed; two hearts will blend.
    True love can conquer all you see.
    A frozen broken heart will be
    renewed by watching true loves plight.
    So won't you let her go tonight?

    #rhymeyWhimey
     
  9. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    But I'm not fictitious D:
     
  10. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    Please step away from my waifu.
     
  11. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    slow down there boys


    why can't i have u both?
     
  12. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Bender don't bend that way.
     
  13. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Last thing you want to do is encourage them
     
  14. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Yeah, otherwise we'll hivemind, be hilarious, and the entire sideline of haters will wet themselves from our hilarity while they pretend we're dumb... Right?
     
  15. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Right.
     
  16. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    This does not work. If anything it strengthens their resolve in finding you a 3D partner.

    Tell them you're focusing on your studies.
     
  17. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    Personal experience?
     
  18. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    But I can live with that. >: D
     
  19. Scarred Nobody Where is the justice?

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  20. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    I'm for it :3