My Dad Just Sinned!

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  1. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    He dissed Chuck Norris....​
     
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  2. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Your dad is now officialy a saint in my book.
     
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  3. Cia (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧*.✧

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    Me > Chuck Norris > ur dad
     
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  4. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    I thought we were friends! D:

    xD    ​
     
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  5. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I didn't know I had friends ._.
     
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  6. *Hippie Jesus* "I get online and notice I have E-mail I click my

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  7. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    You've just increased my feeling of wanting to be your friend again. I have to make a story on this.​
     
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  8. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    STORY TIME! =D
     
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  9. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    YAY! I'll post it when I get back from Texas on Sunday or somethin' like that.​
     
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  10. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Yayzorz n_____n
     
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  11. Alex C: Kingdom Keeper

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  12. Spike H E R O

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    To date, the only one who can get away with that alive is Chuck Norris himself. Unless......


    Is your Dad Chuck Norris? ._.
     
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  13. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    Once brought a lamb to life and a crowd gathered he then roundhouse kicked it in the neck killing it and said "He who giveth, taketh away."​


    I only wish... Did you know the boogey man checks his closet for Chuck Norris at night?​
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  14. White_Rook Looser than a wizard's sleeve.

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    F!ck Chuck!
     
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  15. Princess Celestia Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    One day Chuck Norris was walking through the woods looking for hippies to use as fire wood. Then a wild boar crossed his path. Big mistake! Chuck Norris used telekenisis to lift up the boar, and cooked it using his heat vision, he then digested the boar using his mind. Chuck wasnt even hungry.

    One day I climbed mount everest, and sitting up on top on his throne in all its glory was Chuck Norris. I immediatly composed myself, and asked Chuck Norris for permission to kiss his pinky ring. Chuck Norris said nothing. I immediatly knew Chuck Norris gave me permision, because if you ask Chuck Norris a question, and he doesnt instantaniously kill you, he is granting you permision. I then thanked Chuck Norris and kissed his pinky ring.


    Also, I am friends with a man named Charles Norris, I reffer to him as Chuck. Him being reffered to as Chuck automatically increases his coolness.

    Coco Kitten: Your dad should be affraid. Chuck Norris doesnt even blend.

    White Rook: Everytime you breath, Chuck Norris kicks a kitty into space, so save your breath.
     
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  16. saxoR_vs_aroS Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Your dad.... insulted... Chuck NORRIS?

    *dies*
     
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